This 4th of July please remember it's not "firecracker" This Independence Day, please remember it's not "firecracker," that term is very offensive to some people. It's "fire-caucasian." Thank you.
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!
Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?
Why aren't there any Independence Day knock knock jokes?
Cuz freedom \*rings\*
Independence day.
Doctor: would you say you are independent?
Me: *looks over to mom*
Mom: *nods*
Me: yes, I am.
What do single people call Valentine's Day? Independence Day
Why doesn’t America knock? Because Freedom Rings. Happy Independence Day!
Today I'm going to celebrate Independence Day......
Or as my two children like to call it,
"The day mummy joined the angels."
4th July If the 4th of July is independence Day, why isn't 17th February Shawshank redemption day? It was a much better film.
I texted my buddy 'you free this evening?'
He texted back a selfie featuring his red, white and blue cap 'I'm free every evening'
(I know it's not your typical joke but I laughed when I got it). Have a happy and safe Independence Day, USA!
Happy Independence Day! oh wait...
Remember this Independence Day that referring to all Americans as "Yanks" is an offensive stereotype. ... We also have Rednecks and Hillbillies too!
I should have known my relationship was doomed when my girlfriend made me watch the Vietnamese Independence Day parade. There were so many red flags.
A poem for all us americans
F is for freedom in america
U is for U.S.A
N is for nobody can stop us from being obnoxious,
# HERE ON INDEPENDENCE DAY.
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^(this works best on July 4th)
Happy Independence Day!!! This is probably the last time I get to say that.
Today we celebrate Independence Day! For those that don't know their history, this was the day in 1996 that Will Smith saved the Earth from aliens.
My boyfriend broke up with me today He said he wanted to celebrate Independence day
Why Did Trump Re-Establish U.S. Space Command? He watched Independence Day and thought it was a documentary!