I'm writing a book about Indian food... It's gonna be a naan-fiction.
Why do Redditors post pics of East Indian food? For that sweet, sweet Korma...
What do you call a person who delivers Indian food? Currier.
They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades...
But a master of naan.
My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight.
What do you call an Atheist who loves Indian food? A NAAN believer.
You know how many Indian food jokes I know? Naan
What do you call someone who delivers Indian food? A curry-er.
Do you know any Indian food jokes? Because I know Naan
I was craving some Indian food yesterday... ...So I went and got subway.
I got Indian food with a friend and paid for all the bread It was a nan issue.
What do you call an Indian food delivery service? A Curryer
What do you call someone that delivers Indian food? A curry-er.
I travelled all the way to India to find a fantastic joke about Indian food! Sadly when I got there it turned out they had Naan. :'(
Why getting Indian Food at a Gas Station is the best idea? If the food is too spicy, you'll also receive free gas.
Which U.S city loves Indian food the most... Baltimore
Why must you be careful when making Indian food? Because you don’t want to end up with bad Korma.
My wife asked me how long our Indian food order would take. I said, "How am I samosa know?"
Dear Diary..
..today I ate Indian food and Taco bell.
Thus, I will call you "Dear Diarrea" for the next two days.
I don't normally eat bread...
But today we had Indian food at work.
It was na'an negotiable.
What do you get when you fuse Arab and Indian food? Explosive Diarrhea
Did you hear about the Mexican restaurant that only serves Indian food? Turns out the chef is a naan-conformist!
Mary really likes Indian food now. After she had a little lamb.
What's it called when you throw Indian food at someone? Naan-aggression.
What do you call an indian food fight? Naan violence.
I've been trying to cook Indian food all year but I keep getting spices everywhere At least I look like a seasoned chef
I got takeout Indian food and realized when I got home that they forgot about the bread. It was a naan issue.
Indian food
An American comes to India and tries out the local food. Soon after he rushes to the toilet. He comes out swearing.
"I now know why Indians use water, if they used paper it would catch fire!"
My mate asked me if I wanted Indian food for dinner. I said ‘yeah do you want to go to the one in town?’ He said ‘naa, we’ll just go to the one around the Korma’
Indian Food.
I spent some time in India recently.
Some say that continuously eating spicy food causes one to lose their sense of taste.
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I started listening to Michael Bolton.