Hilarious Intern Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern? No, seriously, I want to know.

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American nuclear response time is around four minutes. But eight minutes if you are using a cigar on a naked intern.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if the lived by the bay, they would be bagels.



My very quiet intern brought this in when I asked her to find a joke a day to share. She couldn't finish telling it without cracking up.

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I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks "I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it." - Mr. Manager

Cordially,

Mrs. Team Lead

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How do you deal with an intern who's depressed because he just pricked his finger with a HIV contaminated needle? You'll give him the PEP talk.

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What does Google call their female interns? "Intern-ettes"

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Jill Stein talks to her intern about recent news Jill: This whole Epstein thing is very suspicious. We should call for an investigation?

Intern: What’s Epstein?

Jill: Not much, you?

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What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!

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Can you imagine how hard it must be to intern a suicide bomber? You need three years experience to even apply!

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What do you call a lamp that’s an intern? A lantern!

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I'm not a racist... My unpaid intern is black.

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I heard google was hiring you cant spell internet without intern

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I did not sleep with that intern last night. Matter of fact, I was up all night.

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Who was the intern Bill Clinton smashed? Was it Paula Jones? Close, but no cigar.

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Bill said to hillary One day bill said to Hillary " Is the reason you want to be president to sleep with an intern for revenge."

To which Hillary replied " I guess that depends what the meaning of is is"

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I heard that Bill Clinton threw his support behind Bernie Sanders He misheard. He thought the campaign slogan was *Feel the Intern*.

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NY Times said Gen Xers spend the most amount of time on the internet. Data were collected by survey monkey, analyzed by baby boomers and written up by the millennial intern.

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I decided to become a doctor's intern... the only thing I'm testing is my patience.

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What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern? One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs

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I work for the organization that sets group names, like "a pride of lions", and I have to hire a new intern. This will take a while; I have a whole grovel of resumes to go through.

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