As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi
How much does the average introvert weigh? Not enough to break the ice.
Math Joke
How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his.
How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
What'd I say to my introvert friends who were jerking off alone in separate rooms? "C'mon, pull yourselves together!"
Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly? So he could look at others' faces.
An introvert walks into a bar... And then leaves
How do you introvert a variable? You get it by itself.
So an introvert throws a party for introverts... Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house.
An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people's shoes.
What's the difference between an introverted and an extroverted mathematician? The introvert looks at his shoes when he's talking to you. An extroverted mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
What's the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?
The introvert looks at his shoes while he's talking to you.
The extrovert looks at *your* shoes while he's talking to you.
How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his
As an introvert I’ve always wanted to star in a sitcom Most of your social interaction occurs with the people you live with and lasts about 21 minutes a day.
... Me (22), introvert
Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy.
How do you tell the difference between and introvert and an extrovert at the NSA? Extroverts look down at other people's shoes.
An Introvert Knock Knock Joke *knock knock*
A vegan and an introvert walk into a room which one tells you what they are first? None; the person who hasn't watched "a single episode of Game of Thrones" beat them to it.
How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
The First Rule of Introvert Club is... Don’t speak.
How do you know that a computer programmer is an extrovert instead of an introvert? When he talks to you, he stares at your shoes instead of his own.
How can you tell when an introvert is interested in you? During conversation, they are staring at *your* feet.
How to spot an introvert in a crowd Please don't
It's always 'Are you an introvert or extrovert?' What about us perverts?
What's introvert's worst app? Hangouts
An introvert walks into a bar... My bad, I was thinking of someone else. The introvert stayed at home.
What is an introvert’s favorite kind of tea? subtle tea
Why is the Olympic flame such an introvert? It never goes out.