Introvert Jokes

Funny Introvert Jokes
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As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi

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How much does the average introvert weigh? Not enough to break the ice.

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Math Joke How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his.

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How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you when you're talking to them? They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.

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What'd I say to my introvert friends who were jerking off alone in separate rooms? "C'mon, pull yourselves together!"

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly? So he could look at others' faces.

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An introvert walks into a bar... And then leaves

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How do you introvert a variable? You get it by itself.

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So an introvert throws a party for introverts... Needless to say there was a shortage of corners in the house.

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An introvert looks down at his own shoes. An extrovert looks at other people's shoes.

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What's the difference between an introverted and an extroverted mathematician? The introvert looks at his shoes when he's talking to you. An extroverted mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

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What's the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? The introvert looks at his shoes while he's talking to you.

The extrovert looks at *your* shoes while he's talking to you.

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How do you know if an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his

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As an introvert I’ve always wanted to star in a sitcom Most of your social interaction occurs with the people you live with and lasts about 21 minutes a day.

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... Me (22), introvert

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Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy.

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How do you tell the difference between and introvert and an extrovert at the NSA? Extroverts look down at other people's shoes.

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An Introvert Knock Knock Joke *knock knock*

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A vegan and an introvert walk into a room which one tells you what they are first? None; the person who hasn't watched "a single episode of Game of Thrones" beat them to it.

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer? The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

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The First Rule of Introvert Club is... Don’t speak.

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How do you know that a computer programmer is an extrovert instead of an introvert? When he talks to you, he stares at your shoes instead of his own.

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How can you tell when an introvert is interested in you? During conversation, they are staring at *your* feet.

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How to spot an introvert in a crowd Please don't

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It's always 'Are you an introvert or extrovert?' What about us perverts?

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What's introvert's worst app? Hangouts

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An introvert walks into a bar... My bad, I was thinking of someone else. The introvert stayed at home.

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What is an introvert’s favorite kind of tea? subtle tea

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Why is the Olympic flame such an introvert? It never goes out.

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