Just when you thought it was over after Irma... No way Jose.
**What did hurricane Irma say to the coconut palm tree?** Hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job!!!
Irma has been blowing all over the city for a few weeks now. But enough about your mom, let me tell you about the weather.
No way Jose! Another? I can Harvey believe it. Irma find somewhere safer to live. The local chicken shack changed its name in honor of the occasion. They're now Raisin HurriCanes.
Hurricane Irma
Right now Irma is signaling for a left turn.
But it's Florida so, you know, you can't really be sure whats going to happen.
I heard Irma swallowed a record amount of seamen That hurricane is terrifying
Did you just assume the gender of that hurricane? Irma not suppose to do that?
Why doesn't Trump care about Irma?
She's a 5 at best.
(Sorry if someone else said this, but I've been ducking away from the storm and not paying much attention to the sub)
Nobody's happier about hurricane Irma than Hillary Clinton and Al Gore It's the only reason their books are flying off the shelves in Florida.
Hurricane Irma is coming! Irma gerd.
So with all of the news about Hurricane Irma you would think this is
Irmageddon
Bu-dum-tch
As Hurricane Irma approaches, we have to ask: Puerto Rico? More like Muerto Rico
I heard that after Hurricane Irma, FEMA will run out of money. This is surprising since I thought they would have a rainy day fund.
Do you know why Irma quit wreaking havoc? She just gave up when she realized, no matter how hard she tried, she would never become as big a disaster as Trump's presidency.
Make sure we heed the Big Bad Wolf's warning...
"Then IRMA huff and IRMA puff and IRMA blow your house down" -Big Bad Wolf
Make sure to stay safe everyone Harvey was devastating we need to prepare ourselves.
A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma.
Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"
Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"
Why did Hurricane Irma miss Mar-a-Lago?
Because as nice as it would have been for a woman to destroy trump's hotel, it'll be even more poetic if it's destroyed by Jose.
Should have built that sea wall afterall.
Hurricane Irma took out my electricity. something about it just makes me feel powerless
Irma: I hurrican and windy will Florida: Tornadon't! Tornadon't!