It Was So Cold Jokes

Funny It Was So Cold Jokes
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It was so cold in D.C. today... ...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend And it was so cold in that cemetery!

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It was so cold out... I was cold out today, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

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It was so cold in D.C. today… …that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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It was so cold out today.. I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.

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Today it was so cold in the morning that.. I saw a democrat with his hand in his own pocket.

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It was so cold last night I saw a lawyer with his hands in his *own* pockets.

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It was really cold today... It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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It was so cold this morning... I actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!

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It was so cold outside... I saw a gangster pulling up their trousers

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I just thought of this Dad joke My Brother woke up one morning. He said it was so cold and asked me if the heater was on. I said no, but the freezer is!

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It was so cold last winter ... (How cold was it?) ... It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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You know, it was so cold in D.C. the other day, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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