It was so hot in Dallas today... I saw a crackhead put copper wire back into an air conditioner.
It was so hot today . . . . . . I saw two hydrants fighting over a dog.
It was really hot today.
It was so hot that I took all my clothes off and opened all the windows.
I felt brilliant, but I think the other people on the bus were a bit shocked.
It was so hot in Phoenix, the entire city burned to ground was reduced to ashes Dont worry, it came right back up the next morning.
It was so hot today that I didn't dare to leave my dog alone in the car. In the end I decided to leave my baby there too to keep him company.
Jewish Joke About Warm Weather
אחי היה לי כלכך חם שהבטחתי שאם יציעו לי להתנצר בזה הרגע אני אעשה את זה רק בשביל ההטבלה.
Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism.