Jack and Jill work together in an office...
Things are getting very slow and the manager realizes he has to let one of them go but he can't decide. The manager approaches Jill and says "I have to lay you or Jack off".
"Jack off!" snaps Jill "I have a headache".
Jack and Jill went up a hill
Jack and Jill went up a hill;
to have a bit of fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill;
and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill...
Jack and Jill worked at the mill before the work did slack off.
The miller cried, "I can't decide whether to lay Jill or Jack off."
Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter.... Jill came down with two fifty.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water,
Who knows what they did up there,
They came down with a daughter.
Edit: the -> they
Classic nursery rhyme
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?
Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7
How do all Jack and Jill satires end up? Downhill.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water I don’t know exactly what they did but they came back with a daughter
Why did Jack and Jill break up after reaching the top of the hill? It was all down hill from there.