Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C#
Why do blind programmers use Java?
Because they can't C.
(I'm so sorry.)
Why do java coders wear glasses? Because they don't C#
Why are Communists bad Java programmers? They don't like classes.
Why do Java engineers wear glasses?
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Because they can't C#
After I drink coffee I show my empty mug
to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java.
He hates me.
I made a java program to tell me my purpose. It keeps saying "Null point exception", so it works great.
Why are programmers in a love/hate relationship with coffee? Because it helps them work but it's made of Java.
Why do java developers always wear eyeglasses? Because they dont C#
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#.
Coffee maker in the IT department doesn't work Try reinstalling Java.
Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse
My son finally landed a position as a software engineer. He proudly told me that his new job title will be “Java Developer.” I didn’t have the heart to tell him that means he’ll be making the coffee.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#
Why does Java programmers always wear glasses? Because they don’t C#
Why do Java developers need glasses? Because they can't C#
Why do programmers drink coffee so much? So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!
Why the java programmer wear glasses? He couldn't C#
Why do java programmers wear glasses? Because they can’t C#
To follow up on the Java/C# joke...
Q: Why did the Java Developer quit his job?
A: Because he didn't get arrays.
Why are Java Programmers so terrible at Tennis?[x-post /r/badjokes] Because javax.Swing.*; error.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C sharp.
What's the difference between Java and JavaScript? Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.
What's the problem with Java jokes? They have no *class*.
There was this guy who asked me, "how do I open this jar?!" "Install the latest version of the Java Runtime Environment", I said. Silly guy, now he's all confused. People these days... SMH.
My wife is the least technical person in the world, so when she told me she had finished installing Java, I was astounded. Until she held up her empty coffee cup.
After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me.
I'm trying to teach my cat Java programming... But he keeps complaining about a NullLaserPointerException.
Java programmers do it with... class.
Why do java programmers need glasses? They don't C#.
I'm old fashioned when it comes to coffee. If someone offers me a hot cup of java, I say no thanks. I'd much prefer a cup of C++.
I am a C programmer and I want to learn Java. Any pointers?
What does C++ say to the Java? You had me at "Hello World"
What do programmers say when surprised?
“By Java!”
Sorry.
How do you describe a thick girl who codes Java and Ruby? "baby got back-end"
Why is my computer so slow in the morning? It hasn't had its cup of Java yet.
What's the difference between a normal intern and a tech intern? One gets people coffee, and the other sends Java programs