Great wine is like great jazz...
It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same.
EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?
What's the difference between a rock musician and a jazz musician? A rock musician plays 3 chords for 20,000 people, and a jazz musician plays 20,000 chords for 3 people
What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
What's the difference between rock and jazz? Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
The difference between a rock band and a jazz group
The rock band will play 3 chords in front of 1000 people.
The jazz group will play 1000 chords in front of 3 people.
A Rock Band Plays 3 Chords for a 3000 Person Crowd Where as a jazz player will play 3000 chords for a 3 person crowd.
My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.
What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please
My parents never let me listen to classical or jazz music growing up. Too much sax and violens.
What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands.
A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
A guy walks into a bar “Ouch,” he says, because it was a heavy metal bar, and his ears are accustomed to jazz.
What do you call a German jazz player? Jazz Hans.
Symphony of puns
i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music...
Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!
Joke from my jazz history class: You are stuck on an island with Hitler, Stalin, and Kenny G. You have a gun, but you only have two bullets. What do you do? You shoot Kenny G. Twice.
Why do jazz musicians prefer to drive crappy old cars? Because they're always making a new sound.
Here's another godawful joke. Downvote away.
Why was the man banned from the jazz club?
Because he was a registered sax offender.
What's big, gray, and sings jazz? Elephantzgerald
An unmarried couple start a jazz band. What would they call it? Premarital sax
What happened to the jazz player whose wife left him? He had to toot his own horn.
A coach full of jazz musicians has broken down on the motorway, blocking all lanes. Police say to expect some long jams.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul.
A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul.
How do you turn a duck into a jazz singer? Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
Jazz is in my blood You could say I've got deep vein trombonses.
What is large, grey and sings great jazz songs? Elephants Gerald
That music store downtown called Hot Jazz in Your Face closed People just stopped coming
How does a jazz musician get a million dollars? By starting with two million dollars.
Smooth jazz always puts me to sleep... ...must be the mellow tonin'.
Great wine is like great jazz... It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same.
What's the difference between Jazz and Black Jazz? Black jazz is in 3/5 time
Why do farmers play smooth jazz for their corn? It's easy on the ears
What do you call a jazz musician who doesn't have a girlfriend? A homeless person.
My attempt to travel to North Korea to become a popular jazz musician failed. Turns out they've got no Seoul.
What did the Asain gentleman say to the 7 ft Jazz player? Utah
A Customer Came In Needing To Turn On Water Service At Their New Address I Asked If They Had Tried Smooth Jazz And Wine Coolers.
I went to see a jazz band last night..
I think everyone could sense there was something going on between the saxophone two saxophone players
There was so much saxual tension.
My four year old was banging away at the piano.
That's a pretty song I said, what's it called?
Jazz, she said.
What type of apples do bassists eat? Jazz apples
You hear about the basket ball player who touched everyone's stuff and turned out to be contagious? Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase Jazz hands.