What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and Jean Luc Picard? Picard didn't sell Data
Sylvester Stallone, Jean Claude Van Damme, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all making a movie about classical composers.
Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be mozart."
Jean Claude Van Damme said, "I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be bach."
There's a woman named Jean who works in my lab and everyday she comes in stinking of body odor. I don't really speak to her much and rarely say hello, usually if I pass her in the hallway I just say "Hi Jean"
Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness.
He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream."
The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?"
What kind of jean's do Mario prefer? Denim Denim Denim.
What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes.
People named Jean are always clean Because the first thing they're greeted with is "Hygiene".
Jean's mom came home after visiting her hometown
Maggie: Hey, where did your mom come from?
Jean: Alaska
Maggie: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself
Storm: 'Are you still dating Jean?' Cyclops: 'No, I guess you could say I'm her...' *Lowers glasses* *Optic blasts Storm into ash*
It seems that Dark Phoenix is doomed to fail at the box office. I guess it's in her Jean's.
“To be is to do”—Socrates. “To do is to be”—Jean-Paul Sartre. “Do be do be do”—King Louie
I’m single, but I have three girlfriends. Their names are Emma, Jean, Ari.
Why is it always a good idea to wear 'tall pants'? Because it's a practice of good high-jean!
What did Jean-Luc Picard say when Engineering offered to fix his electric sewing machine? Make it sew!
What do you call a one-legged woman wearing Levi's? Jean.
Inspector Javert gives up on catching Jean Valjean and opens a bakery. But old habits die hard. The bread is on special, two for $6.01
Billie Jean is not my lover
She just a girl who says that i am the one
But the kid is not my son.
He can stay over for the weekend though
Why was everyone in the French village inbred? There was only a shallow Jean-Paul
Yesterday I went into the woods to looks for sasquatchs but my Jean's were too tight You have no idea how hard it is to sasquatch with you sack squashed
Did you hear that the new captain of the Enterprise is a magician? His name is Jean-Luc Pick-a-card
Did you hear about the microbiologist who tore his pants? He had to abandon his experimments to focus on some jean splicing.
Did you hear about the French man who always wears denim? His name is Jean Jaquette.
My 8-year-old’s newest joke: What did the one-legged man with OCD say when he opened the closet? “Hi, jean!”
What do you call a Mormon action hero? Jean-Claude Van Darn
I once knew a dental nurse who liked giving blow jobs and smoking weed Her name was oral high jean
Names jokes are so Jean-Eric. It's really quite Al-Pauling.
What do you call an unclaimed dead body in France? Jean Deaux
Whats's Wolverine's favoirte book? 50 Shades of Jean Grey
What is Jean Valjean's favorite restaurant? Bread Robbin'
Why was everyone wearing pants in the water? It was the jean pool
I knew I was stalking my girlfriend too long.. When we ran into eachother by accident and I didn't know if I should ask "how are you?" or "is your dad still drinking because your mom moved to Paris with Jean-Pierre?"
I just had Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Dolph Lundgren beat me up. It was terrible. Now I'm seeing stars.
[Philosophy joke] You know what was really deep about Jean Paul Sartre? Nothing
Mozart, Jean-baptistse Lully and Scarlatti preform at a bar. Everyone is on their feet in minuets