How could Jeffrey Dahmer be an innocent man? You are what you eat
Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer was a time traveler? He was eating Five Guys before it was a thing.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name.
Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer was a closet smoker? He kept the butts behind the couch.
Did you hear Jeffrey Dahmer had dandruff? They found some head and shoulders in his bathtub
How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party.
Jeffrey Dahmer once sent me a dinner invitation But the offer was a me steak.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer eat for breakfast? Boys and Berries
Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mom are having dinner. Jeffey's mom looks over at him and says "Jeff I don't like your friends". Jeffery then replies "You can eat the potatoes".
How do you know if Jeffrey Dahmer smoked? They found butts behind his couch.
What was Jeffrey Dahmers favorite restaurant? 5 Guys
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his front porch? So he could greet visitors with a handshake.
Why does Jeffrey Dahmer have a blender on his front porch? So when he gets visitors, he can greet them with a hand shake!
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer move to a larger apartment? He needed more leg room.
Jeffrey Dahmer didn't like Tic Tacs or gum. He preferred men toes.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite fruit? Chopped Dates
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? "Are you going to eat that?"
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was a smoker... They found a pile of butts behind his couch.
What did investigators find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower? Head & Shoulders
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say when he opened his fridge?
My bologna has a first name...
(sung to the tune of the oscar meyer jingle)
Ted Bundy asks Jeffrey Dahmer you got any ice cream in the freezer? Nah, just Ben and Jerry Jeffrey replies.
What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Dahmer? Jeremy Renner hasn't played Bill Cosby.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt? "Are you gonna eat that?"
How are Jeffrey dahmer and mr potato head similar They keep body parts in there trunk
What did Jeffrey Dahmer keep in his shower? Heads and Shoulders.
Ted Bundy: Hey Jeff, got any icepops in the freezer? Jeffrey Dahmer: Nah man, only Ben and Jerry.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
Jeffrey Dahmer was HOT. He had the body of a much younger man.
Why didn't Jeffrey Dahmer eat vegetables? He didn't like getting rid of all the wheelchairs
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his front porch? To greet people with a handshake.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? "Are you going to eat that?"
Jeffrey Dahmer told reporters he liked his women like his coffee... Ground up and in the freezer.
Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite meal was always a fresh young high school track star, but he had some difficulty trying to catch them... He couldn't get enough fast food.