Just found out my wife's credit card was stolen! They are spending it all on jewellery and casinos! But I wouldn't report it because they are spending less than my wife.
Have been putting 3.14 on pieces of jewellery. Pioneering work, I think you'll agree.
There's an emo in my Web Development class, she's doing a website about jewellery Her first page was /Wrists
Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak. he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.
I hate going into jewellery stores with my girlfriend , all the staff always assume we're there for the engagement rings. Mind you, the ski masks probably don't help.
still confused as to why there’s no jewellery for our eyes i thought carats were good for our eyesights
I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes.
Lev Bell had 500K in jewellery stolen by 2 female acquaintances... They were probably fans of the Stealers
Question - Why did Hitler kill his wife? Answer - She liked jewellery too much.
My wife's expecting a baby... She has no idea it's jewellery!
Scientists have now developed technology that allows them to build jewellery from subatomic particles Reporters are calling the breakthrough pioneering