Whenever I see someone crying at a wedding..
I always tell them, “don’t worry, it probably won’t work out.”
-Credit: Jim Gaffigan
Having a fourth child is like you're drowning...
...and then someone hands you a baby.
Credit: Jim Gaffigan
If you want to know what it's like to have children...
Just imagine you're drowning...and then someone hands you a baby...
Credit to Jim Gaffigan.
Two cannibals
Two cannibals are eating Jim Gaffigan. One turns to the other and says
"Does this taste funny to you"
The other replies
"It tastes like a hot pocket