Hilarious John Deere Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter.

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After I left my farm to join the army, I learned that my wife bought a new tractor to replace my labor. She wrote me a "John Deere" letter.

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Thanks to John Deere Black lives haven't mattered for a long time

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What type of math does John Deere do? Prime tractorization

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A mans wife left him for a tractor salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter.

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The farmer's wife just ran off with a farm equipment salesman. She wrote him a John Deere letter.

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Did you hear about the Farmer who was abroad for a long period of time as an enlisted soldier? His wife sent him a John Deere letter.

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Surprisingly John Deere wasn’t a country music fan... He preferred Mowtown...

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Did you know that John Deere has a sister company that no one knows? Jane Doe

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I just got fired from a landscaping business by mail. They sent me a John Deere letter.

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my wife ran off with a tractor salesman. She left me a John Deere letter.

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I used to love John Deere and Massey Ferguson... but now I'm an ex-tractor fan.

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Did you hear about the farmer who's wife left him? She left him a "John Deere" letter

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A man asks his wife M- Hey honey, who is the guy who works on tractors?

W- His name is John, dear.

If you hear a wooshing sound, John Deere is a bright green tractor company.

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