July 4th Jokes

Funny July 4th Jokes
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Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead

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Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th? Because all the drone pilots are on vacation

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The FBI just thwarted a July 4th terrorist attack in Cleveland. But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.

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July 4th, 1776 British: Just saying it, doesn’t make you independent..

Thomas Jefferson: I didn’t say it, I declared it.

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How do you prevent someone from being killed on July 4th? Kill them by July 3rd

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A poem for all us americans F is for freedom in america

U is for U.S.A

N is for nobody can stop us from being obnoxious,

# HERE ON INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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^(this works best on July 4th)

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For most Americans, 4th of July is a holiday. But not fire.

Fire works July 4th.

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