Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead
Why do Pakistanis celebrate July 4th? Because all the drone pilots are on vacation
The FBI just thwarted a July 4th terrorist attack in Cleveland. But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.
July 4th, 1776
British: Just saying it, doesn’t make you independent..
Thomas Jefferson: I didn’t say it, I declared it.
How do you prevent someone from being killed on July 4th? Kill them by July 3rd
A poem for all us americans
F is for freedom in america
U is for U.S.A
N is for nobody can stop us from being obnoxious,
# HERE ON INDEPENDENCE DAY.
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^(this works best on July 4th)
For most Americans, 4th of July is a holiday.
But not fire.
Fire works July 4th.