How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? "will i marry you?"
Kanye West shows up at Neil Armstrong's memorial service... and says "Imma let you finish, but Micheal Jackson had one of the best moon walks of ALL TIME"
I like Kanye West as much as the next guy... ...as long as the next guy isn't Kanye West.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their newborn Psalm West. I have only one question. Is it a hymn or a her?
Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?
Omeletteyoufinish
-stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.
I laughed in disbelief when I saw Kanye West was running for president. But with his recent incoherent twitter ramblings, he seems like he is more than qualified.
How do you circumcise Kanye West? Kick him in the jaw.
I was in this bar in LA, and Kanye West walks in...He looks around and just walks back out. Oh well. Yeezy come, Yeezy go.
Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish
Kanye West compares himself to Michelangelo, Picasso, Walt Disney, and Steve Jobs. Apparently none of them could sing, either.
What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you? Kanye not.
Kanye West hospitalised in Los Angeles. At this difficult time, our thoughts and prayers go out to... ...all the hospital staff.
What did Kanye West say to the eggs? Yo, omelette you finish...
How tall is Kanye West? Oh, about Ye high
If Kanye West and Justin Beiber were drowning, and you only save one of them... What kind of a sandwich would you make?
What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?
Yeast ;D
*cringe*
Kanye West wants to be president... But no one man should have all that power.
Kanye West Concedes After Failing to Get 0.5% of Vote in Early Returns Now he is an electoral college drop out
Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today. Another sad day for the music industry in 2016.
How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument? They went outside and exchanged blows.
What is the difference between Donald Trump and Kanye West? 4 years.
What does Kanye West eat for breakfast? Omelette you finish this joke.
Kanye West invited me to his presidential rally, I told him I'd only go if I could wear X-Ray goggles, he asked me why? I said to him, "I already know you're crazy, but now I can see your nuts too!"
How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big.
Just heard about Kanye West covering Bohemian Rhapsody at Glastonbury. Let's hope he continues to follow in Freddy Mercury's footsteps. And dies of AIDs.
Kim Khardasian and Kanye West named their children North West and Saint West. But to prove I'm a worse parent... I plan on naming my children...Kim Khardashian and Kanye West
RIP Kanye West, died after what police think was his attempt to walk on water... Coast Guard attempted rescue, but say he was too dense.
Kanye West concedes while announcing his new album... The Electoral College Dropout.
Did you know that Kanye West used to work for a shop that would put custom paint on keyboards & synthesizers in only half a day's time? Yeezy dyed four-hour synths.
What do you call an atheist Kanye West? Ye of little faith
What do you call it when Kanye West loses all hope? Ye of little faith..
The Race "Bound 2" Fail
Why did Kanye West's daughter run the opposite direction at her race?
-When the race began her parents shouted "GO NORTH WEST!!!"