Karaoke Jokes

I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row… They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts…

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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row... ...they told me I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts

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I was booed off stage and locked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone too many times very poorly They told me I had too many unsuccessful Loggins attempts

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I tried to sing “Danger Zone” five times at karaoke night, but kept forgetting the lyrics. They eventually kicked me off stage.
Too many Loggins attempts.

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My drunk friend got kicked out of Karaoke for singing “Danger Zone” 7 times in a row. He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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Funny Karaoke Jokes
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I just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts

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I went to a karaoke bar yesterday that didn't play any 70s music At first i was afraid, i was petrified.

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I got kicked out of karaoke night for singing Footloose 5 times in a row. They said I exceeded my maximum attempts to Loggins

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I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70's music… At first I was afraid, oh I was petrified.

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I went to a karaoke bar . . I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.

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Boy sent a text to her girlfriend - Ready for tonight, Babe? You're going to use that mouth so hard. Reply: I am Amy's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?
Boy: Oh, she didn't tell you?
Father: What?
Boy: It's Karaoke night!

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Which went up to sing karaoke, rock, paper, or scissors? Rock. He was Boulder.

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[OC] I was already on stage when I realized Take On Me was a bad karaoke song for me to sing... It was a real Aha moment.

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My therapist says... “My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.”

“I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn’t play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified.”

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What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke

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What do you call karaoke being sung by a Native American? Cheraokee.

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My whole life I've wanted to be a singer in the worst possible way I just got booed off the stage at karaoke night so I think I've succeeded.

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What do you call a pall-bearer in Oklahoma? a Karaoke

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What is Tim Cook's favorite song at Karaoke? "Hit the roooad Jack, and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more"

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If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend... ...just duet!

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I was pulled offstage and beaten mercilessly while singing karaoke at a bar in Hiroshima, Japan In hindsight, maybe "I Dropped a Bomb on You", wasn't the wisest of song choices.

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Oxygen and iron are on a date Oxygen and iron are on a date at a karaoke bar and everyone is telling them to go sing. So they say "we're a little rusty but we'll give it a shot"

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The karaoke party was the bomb Sam sung

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I've made a DataBase of some of the worst Carpool Karaoke songs ever. It's called CarDB!

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I went to a Karaoke bar last night that didn't play any 70s music. At first I was afraid, Oh I was petrified!

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Canada's finest, Stewart Francis' best jokes "My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."

"I went to a karaoke bar last night that didn't play any Seventies music. At first I was afraid. Oh, I was petrified."

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If a giant ape and a table-tennis champion got into a fight over a karaoke machine... Would the newspaper headline be 'King Kong Ping Pong Sing Song Ding Dong?’

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I really get into karaoke. In fact I like to go and act out the song that I sing. Which probably explains why I got thrown out of the bar on my last number Come on Eileen

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