What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common? They share the same middle name.
If you have have a small green ball in one hand and another small green ball in the other, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's full attention.
What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common? Same middle name.
Whats green and wet and smells like bacon? kermit the frog's finger
What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs middle finger.
What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Henson died? Nothing.
What do Kermit the frog and Henry the 8th have in common? The same middle name.
What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts
If you have a green ball in your right hand, and a green ball in your left Then you have Kermit the Frog's undivided attention
What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger
Whats long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frogs finger
What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger.
What do Kermit the Frog and Atilla the Hun have in common? They both have the same middle name.
Why did Kermit The Frog lift off a manhole cover and dive in? He was kermitting sewercide.
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
What do Kermit the frog and Henry the 8th have in common? They have the same middle name.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson’s Funeral? Nothing.
What did Kermit the Frog say at his puppeteer’s funeral? Nothing
What's slimy, long and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger.
Surely it can't be a coincidence that Kermit the Frog and Alexander the Great share the same middle name... Hmmmm
What is a common thing between Alexander the Great and Kermit the frog? Their middle name
What did Kermit the frog say when he got to the top of the hill? A muppet
Miss piggy has filed for divorce from Kermit the frog... ...cause Kermit converted to Judaism and can no longer eat pork.
Why did Kermit the Frog’s stage play get a standing ovation? He gave a ribbeting performance
What is long, green and smells of pork? Kermit The Frog´s finger
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What is the difference between a smoker and Kermit the Frog The smoker craves a cig in the pack. Kermit the frog craves a pig in the sack.
Kermit the Frog has been really rude ever since Jim Henson’s death. He doesn’t talk to anyone.
What did Kermit the frog say at him hensons funeral? Nothing