Kevin Hart Jokes

Funny Kevin Hart Jokes
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When I heard that Kevin Hart was injured in a car accident, I was really worried for my kids. They use the same brand of booster seat!

Too soon?

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What does Kevin Hart have in common with Paul Walker? Being friends with the rock!

Wait, what did you think I was going to say?

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I want to watch the new Dwayne Johnson movie, but also want to watch the new Kevin Hart movie... I guess you could say I'm caught
between The Rock and a Hart place

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When can a woman make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire

(Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Why are there never black dwarves in fantasy films? Because Kevin Hart keeps suing the production companies for using his likeness without his approval.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher? His life improved after he met the rock.

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Kevin Hart and his Wife are expecting their first child together and its already taller than Kevin.

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What do Kevin Hart and a baseball team have in common? One short stop.

...a little too soon?

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What does Kevin Hart’s car have in common with Epstein’s prison sentence? They were both stopped short


Ok that’s enough Hart jokes I’m sorry

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Why did Kevin Hart have such a short stay in the hospital? He has the money to pay for adequate medical service

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So sad! It's so sad that after all he has been through kevin hart will face fines on top of the medical bills. If only he had been in the proper booster seat! ( Mr. Hart if you read this, I wish you a speedy recovery. Prayers for you and your family!)

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Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p

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Did you hear about Kevin Hart's car wreck? Why's he gotta be trying to steal Tracy Morgan's material?

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Kevin Hart is so short He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"

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Another knee-slapper by my 8 year old brother. Which president likes doing laundry?
George WASHING-A-TON.

He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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In Blackjack, why do they call "17" the mother in law? Why?


'Cause sometimes u wanna hit it but u can't

-kevin hart-

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Kevin Hart "Stand up Tour" Safe to say, the Tour is not going to be as planned... Perhaps, the Sit Down Tour... too soon??

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