Can a woman make a man a millionaire?
Only if he's a billionaire.
Credits to Kevin Hart
When I heard that Kevin Hart was injured in a car accident, I was really worried for my kids.
They use the same brand of booster seat!
Too soon?
What does Kevin Hart have in common with Paul Walker?
Being friends with the rock!
Wait, what did you think I was going to say?
I want to watch the new Dwayne Johnson movie, but also want to watch the new Kevin Hart movie...
I guess you could say I'm caught
between The Rock and a Hart place
When can a woman make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire
(Credit to Kevin Hart)
Why are there never black dwarves in fantasy films? Because Kevin Hart keeps suing the production companies for using his likeness without his approval.
Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher? His life improved after he met the rock.
Kevin Hart and his Wife are expecting their first child together and its already taller than Kevin.
What do Kevin Hart and a baseball team have in common?
One short stop.
...a little too soon?
What does Kevin Hart’s car have in common with Epstein’s prison sentence?
They were both stopped short
Ok that’s enough Hart jokes I’m sorry
Why did Kevin Hart have such a short stay in the hospital? He has the money to pay for adequate medical service
So sad! It's so sad that after all he has been through kevin hart will face fines on top of the medical bills. If only he had been in the proper booster seat! ( Mr. Hart if you read this, I wish you a speedy recovery. Prayers for you and your family!)
Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p
Did you hear about Kevin Hart's car wreck? Why's he gotta be trying to steal Tracy Morgan's material?
Kevin Hart is so short He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"
Another knee-slapper by my 8 year old brother.
Which president likes doing laundry?
George WASHING-A-TON.
He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.
In Blackjack, why do they call "17" the mother in law?
Why?
'Cause sometimes u wanna hit it but u can't
-kevin hart-
Kevin Hart "Stand up Tour" Safe to say, the Tour is not going to be as planned... Perhaps, the Sit Down Tour... too soon??