A kinky passenger grinningly exposed himself to a stewardess as he boarded the plane. "I'm sorry," said the woman, "but you'll have to show me your ticket, not your stub."
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
What’s the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken
What's the difference between erotic & kinky ? Erotic is when you use a feather ; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken.
Scientist: let’s name this spider long legs, for its long legs. Scientist 2: hmmmm not kinky enough.
Spiders in a nutshell
Scientist 1: This spider has long legs, so let’s call it long legs
Scientist 2: Not kinky enough
Scientist: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs Scientist 2: Hmm not kinky enough
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken
What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake
Erotic is using a feather… …kinky is using the whole chicken...
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use the feather. Perverted you use the whole chicken.
What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken.
What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken
Spiders in a nutshell
Scientist 1: This spider has long legs, so let's call it long legs
Scientist 2: Not kinky enough
Whats the difference between kinky and perverted ? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriends body with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
Rapunzel was just kinky. She just wanted her hair pulled. She didn't need to be saved.
My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.
difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is is rubbing a feather all over your lover; Kinky is using the chicken.
What's the difference between being erotic and kinky?
Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole dam bird!
The difference between erotic and kinky:
Erotic is when you use a feather.
Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Two very hot girls try to tease an old man saying ..
" Hey grandpa, what would you do with hot and kinky girls like us ?"
He says :
" Well with only 2 nothing much, but if i had at least 5 i would open a whorehouse. "
What's the difference between a kinky person and a pervert?
A kinky person uses a feather. A Pervert uses the whole chicken.
Bonus:: Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken.
What does a kinky vegan say? Artichoke me.
What's the difference between poisonous & venomous ?
If it bites you and you die, its venomous
If you bite it and you die, its poisonous
If it bites you and it dies, its voodoo
If it bites you and nobody dies its kinky
A kinky woman handcuffed me and said, "I always wanted to do this to you" Then she took me to prison
If you've ever seen Unix go down on one of the servers in your backoffice... ... you either work in IT or at a very kinky club.
My girlfriend was getting kinky in bed, and she said, "Hurt me! Hurt me!" So I got in my car and ran over her cat.
Erotic is using a feather Kinky is using the whole chicken!
What do you call a kinky Santa? A subordinate clause
Whats the diff between EROTIC and KINKY?
EROTIC is when you use a feather.
KINKY is when you use the whole chicken.
You Wanted Kinky.... Guy tells his wife he'd like to try some humiliation and discipline. So she took him to her parent's house.
I read an article in Cosmo, it said 1 in 3 women like things a little kinky... 3 in 1 woman like it really kinky
My wife is really kinky. She always trying new positions in bed. And she's not completely straight like I am. Because of the scoliosis...
What do you call kinky chocolate? S&M&M
Scientist 1: What should we call this spider that has long legs? Scientist 2: How about Long Legs? Scientist 1: Not kinky enough...
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky you use a feather, perverted you use the whole chicken.
What do you call that thing that's a bird in a bird in a bird? Kinky.