I phoned the animal shelter today
and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said ", are they moving?"
I replied "I don't know but that would explain the suitcase."
My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the river…
I did it but it broke my heart.
I quite liked her dad…
Why did the popular kittens not want to hang out with the kitten with a prosthesis? [OC]
It was an obvious faux paw.
^Credit: ^My ^wife's ^a ^dork.
My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and dump them in the river. I did it, but it broke my heart. I quite liked her dad.
What do you call a giant pile of kittens? A meowntain
Pet shop
“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” Asked a customer in a pet shop.
“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain.
What do you call a tower of kittens? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain
What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain
What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.
[OC] Three little kittens are sliding slowly of a slanted metal roof. Which one hits the ground first?
The one with the littlest mew.
(This is a physics joke, by the way. I posted it to /r/physicsjokes shortly after I wrote it, but I thought I'd try here)
What do you call a massive pile of kittens? A meowntain!
Two kittens are sitting at the edge of a slide. Which falls first? The one with the lower mu
What do you call a big pile of kittens? Meowtain.
Two kittens are on a slanted roof, which one slides off first? The one with the least mew.
what do you call a big pile of kittens?
A meowtain.
Edit: meowntain. Happy now??
What do you call pile of kittens? A *meowntain*.
I saw a bunch of baby kittens by a dumpster... Didn't anyone tell their mother not to litter?
Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens? She didn't want to litter
Three kittens were on a roof, which slipped off first? The one with the lowest mew
Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you’ll be fine.
What do you call a pile of kittens?
A Meowntain
Tehehehehe
*ill show myself out*
What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain!
What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain.
All crime should be punished, no exceptions. That is why I called the cops on my cat after she gave birth to kittens. Now don’t judge me for doing what had to be done, we all know *littering* is a crime.
A recent study has shown you should NOT vaccinate kittens It increases their risk of awww-tism
What do you call a gigantic pile of kittens? A meown-tain
Why can't kittens play videos? They always keep it PAWSed
We just renamed our cat to Ben-Hur It used to be Ben until she had kittens.
Two kittens were chasing each other in the jungle Suddenly one slipped and fell, it's mom saw and told it: tiger shoelaces together or you'll fall again
Just found a litter of kittens in a suitcase? Guess who's got a new suitcase.