What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi? "Hebrew".
What's the difference between a kiwi and an arsehole? An arsehole doesn't go to a party and make a kiwi of himself
What did the Kiwi say to the Jew? Hee broo
What did the Rabbi from New Zealand say?
Hey Bro
(Read in your best Kiwi accent)
Does anyone know how to easily peel a kiwi? All those feathers keep getting in the way
How does a Kiwi find a sheep in the long grass? Absolutely irresistible
What would a Kiwi name a peanut butter sandwich? Jiffrey
What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups.
Today I lost my cool, when this obnoxious, mediterranean exchange student barged into our art class. I was trying to paint the kiwi fruits we had on display for a still life. Really messed up my painting. Nobody expects the spanish in kiwi-session.
I’m excite! I just started the Kiwi diet! I eat everything but kiwi.
A software programmer's wife asks him to buy some groceries.
"Check if they have watermelons, if yes buy 2. Otherwise get 3 boxes of kiwi fruit" She said.
The husband later returned with 2 boxes of kiwi fruit.