Girls say I'm an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours in a row.
Why aren’t Koalas actual bears? They don’t meet the koala-fications
Why aren't koala bears actual bears? because they don’t meet the koalafications.
Why didn't the Koala get the job?
He didn't have...
The Koala-fications.
A koala walks into a barber shop A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, "Can eucalyptus?"
I've always said that college students are a lot like koala bears They sleep 22 hours a day, and 90% of them have chlamydia.
I wanted to hire a marsupial butler... but none of the applicants were koala-fied.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.
What did the man have to say about his Australian beverage with marijuana in it? It's pretty-high-koala-tea.
Why isn't a koala considered a bear? Because it doesn't have a *koala*fication
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
It was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first koala.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
I didn't want it to get lonely so I shot it.
A koala, a bear and a panda owned tea shops...
But which one was the best?
The Koala's, as it was the most Koala-Tea.
The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications
TIL that a koala is not technically considered a bear It doesn't meet the koala-fications.
Why aren't koala bears considered bears? I mean,they have all the koalafications
Why did the koala lose his job? He wasn’t koalafied enough.
Baby I am an Animal in Bed
More Specifically A Koala,I can sleep 22 hrs a day.
Credit:A friend
What is a marsupials favourite drink ? A Piña Koala
What do you call a good photograph of a Koala? High Koala-ty!
How did the Australian make the Olympics?
He koala-fied!!!!!
Buh-duh-tss
Have you guys heard the joke about the koala?
So this Koala had applied for a job at his local supermarket but was very disappointed when he found out he didn't have the correct Koalifications.
I'm so sorry.
Why are Austalian grocery stores the best? Because of their Koala Tea
What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit
A rare white koala was born yesterday in an Australian zoo. At first they thought it was an albino, but realized that it didn't meet the koalifications.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was stapled to the first one.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
Have you heard about the cannabis-infused tea for marsupials? It’s high Koala tea
Why couldn't the koala bear get the job at the bank? Because he didn't have the koala-fications.
Why did the male koala invite the female koala over to his bamboo. He wanted to have a treesome.
Did you hear about the Koala bear who was thrown out of the Koala bear contest? He was dis-koala-fied
Why don’t koala bears hang out with other bears? They don’t meet the koala-fications
A koala applied for a job at my office He had amazing koalifications.
One I made up, best used for close friends...
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting koala.
Interrupting koala wh- *hug*
What's the best drink in the jungle? Koala Tea
There's a growing theory that the fires in Australia are actually terror attacks that are being caused by an Islamic Koalas terror organization Which is called 'Koala hu Akbar'