Do you know what Sin City is?
Person 1: Do you know what Sin City is?
Person 2: Las Vegas
Person 1: Do you know what the Windy City is?
Person 2: Chicago
Person 1: Do you know what Den City is?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Mass over volume
A physicist was in Las Vegas
Tour guide: Las Vegas is also known as Sin City.
Physicist: Do you know what Den City is though?
Tour guide: No, I don't know.
Physicist: Mass over volume.
I'll see myself out.
I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order.
"Do you know what sin city is?"
"Yeah, that's Las Vegas"
"But do you know what Den City is"
"No"
"Mass over volume"
How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas? By spending a large fortune.
Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic.
What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips
I wish the corona started in Las Vegas because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Everyone knows that Las Vegas is Sin City. But do you know what is Den City?
p = m/V
mass/volume
After years of gambling, an unlucky gambler finally figures out the way to leave Las Vegas with a small fortune. He goes to Las Vegas with a large fortune.
Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal.
A teacher says to a boy: "Answer one question i'm gonna give you and you can go home."
Boy :"Ok."
Teacher:"What state is Las Vegas located in?"
Boy:"That state"
Teacher:"What state exactly?"
Boy:"Woah, that's already the second question."
Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas? Tibet
Las Vegas
The city of Las Vegas now has a gigantic ferris wheel that is drawing huge crowds.
Also drawing thousands to Las Vegas...whores!
Credit: The great Norm Macdonald
A Las Vegas joke Criss Angel
The Raiders are moving to Las Vegas Most Oakland fans won't even be able to go to games now due to parole stipulations...
I'm flying out to Las Vegas next month and I am really worried after what happened last year. I don't want anything happening to me. I'm scared about being stuffed into an overhead bin on a United Airline.
Two melons tried to get married in Las Vegas but were denied... ...because they cantaloupe.
It's happening in Las Vegas and it's happening after the queen of England has taken a dump. It's a Royal straight flush.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the Las Vegas magic show last week He's fine now, the applause at the end woke him up.
After a long illness, my father passed away yesterday in Las Vegas. He’s in a bettor place.
Me : Heard of Sin City?
GF : Las Vegas, right?
Me : Yeap, hw about Den City?
GF : What?
Me : Mass / Volume
Why are slot machines bad luck? Because you can't gamble with your life in Las Vegas.
BEAT THE CASINO
Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.
A suicide bomber goes to Las Vegas to try his luck at the slot machines.... ....he hit the jackpot, and now he's all over the place.
If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.
You hear the one about the kid in Las Vegas? He asks his dad, "Pop, why can't I go out in the street and play football and baseball like the other kids?" And his father says, "Keep dealing."
The Oakland Raiders are moving to Las Vegas I think that is quite a gamble.
Did you hear about the two tornados in Las Vegas? They decided to elope after a whirlwind romance!
A pirate captain and his mates take a trip to Las Vegas
As they approach the city, the Captain yells "Thaarr she blows!"
A woman yells from the distance "No, my shift doesn't start for another hour!"
How do you know your in Las Vegas When the strip club has a splash zone
Why do teachers from Las Vegas focus so much on Trigonometry? Because it's sin city.
What did the lovebirds eat in quarantine when their plans for Las Vegas were canceled? Cantaloupe.
What's the difference between a 3-ring circus and a Las Vegas chorus line? One is an array of cunning stunts...
[Original] I asked my dyslexic Hispanic friend the fasted way to Las Vegas. He pointed down the road. "Gracias", I said. "Ne vada".
The Coronavirus has made Las Vegas the perfect travel destination. So long as you're betting the spread.