Lebron Jokes

Funny Lebron Jokes
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What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA
Championship? He turns off his Xbox.

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Why did LeBron James skip college? He didn't want to show up for finals.

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What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)... A dollar gives you four quarters :-)

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Why didn’t LeBron James go to college? Because he struggles with finals

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Why did LeBron James choose to not go to college? Because he struggles with finals.

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Why should you never loan LeBron James a dollar? He will give you back 75 cents and say he wasn't sure about what happened to the fourth quarter.

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You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone? It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring.

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Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1...... ...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters.

Read online on a comment. LOL

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Why does Lebron James drive automatic? He has no clutch.

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Why does LeBron James wear high socks? His Cavs can't handle the Heat

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Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie

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Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals

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Nike should make shoe named the Lebron James and charge half price …. because they dont come with a soul.

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Why can’t Lebron James walk on his tippy-toes? Because his Cavs don’t help him out much

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What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

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Lebron's life is like one big compass... He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.

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Colin Kaepernick took a lot of criticism for kneeling on one knee for the American flag. But LeBron James is taking even more criticism for getting on both knees for China.

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Magic Johnson has made it nearly 3 decades with HIV But he couldn’t survive 1 year with LeBron

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Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing? not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Why might a French Archeologist be interested in how old an NBA star is? They might be studying LeBron’s age (Le Bronze Age).

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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS LEBRON JAMES NUDES DON'T CLICK ON IT; IT KEEPS YOUR PHONES KEYBOARD ON CAPLOCKS AND I CANT FIX IT.

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What would Lebron be called if he was a sea animal? Leprawn James.

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What's LeBron James' wife called? LaBron James.

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NBA finals refs RIP Lebron

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LeBron James yelled "F&%@# YOU!" as he collided with the opponent while driving to the hoop with the ball. However the opponent had both feet planted. The refs found the foul to be offensive.

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James LeBron has done what so few people can: he’s unified the country, left and right. Also, did you know that the Chinese put their family name *first*, to honor their ancestors?

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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT. IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

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Did you hear? LeBron James is starting an underwear line... They're called LeBron Johns.

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LeBron James laughs at all the countries banning people from entering Because he has traveling immunity.

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Lebron James is getting passed around more than the ball. No Joke

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If Lebron James went to France and came third in a championship the prize giver would be like: Le bronze medal goes to LebronJames !

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Why is Patrick Mahomes considered the Lebron of the NFL? Neither plays any defense

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LeBron's wife has filed for divorce!! She said it's because he dribbles a little before he shoots.

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What do you get when you cross LeBron James and a ground hog? 6 more weeks of basketball season!

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