Did you ever hear about the Lucky Charms leprechaun's evil twin? He was tragically malicious.
What's the difference between a leprechaun and a hooker with 5 STD's? Well one of them is a cunning runt.
If you have a tiny green ball in one hand, and a tiny green ball in the other, what do you have? The undivided attention of a leprechaun.
What do you call it when a leprechaun gets a free handjob? A stroke of good luck
So a Nun, a Rabi, a Lion, a Zombie, a Leprechaun, a goldfish, a Space Alien, a pair of Siamese twins, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
What did the poor leprechaun say as he ran from the police? You'll never get me copper!
Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist.
What do you say to someone who just got peed on by a leprechaun? “Urine luck!”
A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun looks around and says, "Saints preserve us! I'm in the wrong joke!"
Why is it difficult to borrow money from a leprechaun? Because he’s always a little short.
I just got a hand-job from a Leprechaun It was a real stroke of luck to be sure
A priest, a rabbi and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun says, "Bejesus, I'm in the wrong joke!"
What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun? Urine luck
Do you know what they call leprechaun pee? Urine luck!
I used to think hard work beats luck.. until a leprechaun banged my wife while I was at the office
What is the Zombie equivalent of a Leprechaun's Pot o' Gold? Crypt o' Currency.
A German, a Scandinavian, and a Leprechaun walk into a bar... Nobody can really remember much of what happened after that.
What do you call a deceitful little criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow? A leprechaun artist!
So did you hear about the leprechaun that got arrested for identity theft? Police are calling it a misgnomer
What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.
A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes.
What's the difference between a leprechaun and a jogging woman? Ones a cunning runt
A Rabbi, a horse, and a leprechaun walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, "What do guys think this is, a joke?"
If a person with leprosy goes to prison... Does that make him a leprechaun?
What do you call a Leprechaun in a stand-up routine? Comedy Gold!
Yank goes to Ireland on vacation. Goes for a walk in the forest sees a little fella dressed in green with his head bobbing up and down between his legs, so the yank says to him are you Leprechaun? and the little fela says no im just a Goblin!
A troll, a hag and a leprechaun walk into a bar The bartender said, "What will you have Umbridge?"
I was sent home early today. Apparently, asking a dwarf why he isn’t wearing his leprechaun costume was offensive. I have to do 3 hours of sensitivity training.
Who's that guy who fought the buff leprechaun?
That mayflower fellow?
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What's the Name of the new irish NBA Rookie ? LePrechaun.