How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.
Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains? Because the sun just came out.
What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival? An LGBT queue
I keep asking what LGBT stands for... But I'm not getting any straight answers
I asked 10 people what LGBT stands for But I never got a straight answer
A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket.
“You’re LGBT, right?” I asked.
“You forgot about the ‘Q’,” they replied bluntly.
“No,” I said, “you did.”
Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight Unless it blows?
I keep asking people what LGBT means... I can't get a straight answer.
I'll never know what LGBT stands for. Every time I ask I can never get a straight answer.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?"
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".
[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]
What was the anthem of Saudi Arabia's first LGBT pride parade? We Will Rock You.
Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary
The lines in the LGBT community flag are straight. Ironic.
I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights. Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.
What do you call an LGBT robot? A *Trans*former
I keep asking what does LGBT mean I can’t even get a straight answer
All cars support LGBT community. Afterall, they all have a trans mission.
Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.
What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT? An LGBT.
LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful.
What do LGBT people drink? Gender Fluid
Welcome to the first ever LGBT Award Ceremony! Let's start off by getting one thing straight
I’m asking what LGBT is But everyone keeps giving me straight answers and now I don’t have a joke to tell.
What do the LGBT community and computers have in common? Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!
I learned what LGBT stands for! Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato
What do you call drama in the LGBT community? LGBTea
People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau.
I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato... Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole
Why can you see the LGBT colors in the sky after it rains? Because the sun came out.
I asked what is LGBT I couldn't get a straight answer.
I keeps asking what LGBT+ means But I can never get a straight answer
How do you call a LGBT snake? A gender noodle
You mama so stupid... she thought LGBT was a type of sandwich
How do you know all cars have an LGBT agenda? All of them have a transmission.
How do LGBT people get from one end of Russia to the other without discrimination? The Trans Siberian Railroad
LGBT are the most postive group of people out there. HIV positive that is.
What do you say about a guy who is pro choice, supports LGBT rights, huge feminist, and is offended by cultural appropriation? He's far from right.
My local supermarket is posting messages of discrimination against overweight members of the LGBT community. "No Trans Fats"