Lgbt Jokes

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.

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Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains? Because the sun just came out.

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What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival? An LGBT queue

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Funny Lgbt Jokes
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I keep asking what LGBT stands for... But I'm not getting any straight answers

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I asked 10 people what LGBT stands for But I never got a straight answer

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A transgender person cut me in line at the supermarket. “You’re LGBT, right?” I asked.

“You forgot about the ‘Q’,” they replied bluntly.

“No,” I said, “you did.”

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Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight Unless it blows?

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I keep asking people what LGBT means... I can't get a straight answer.

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I'll never know what LGBT stands for. Every time I ask I can never get a straight answer.

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Asked my dad what LGBT stands for He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?"
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".

[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]

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What was the anthem of Saudi Arabia's first LGBT pride parade? We Will Rock You.

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Why do LGBT people dislike coding? It's binary

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The lines in the LGBT community flag are straight. Ironic.

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I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights. Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.

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What do you call an LGBT robot? A *Trans*former

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I keep asking what does LGBT mean I can’t even get a straight answer

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All cars support LGBT community. Afterall, they all have a trans mission.

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Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

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What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT? An LGBT.

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LGBT should rename themselves BLTG. It's more tasteful.

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What do LGBT people drink? Gender Fluid

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Welcome to the first ever LGBT Award Ceremony! Let's start off by getting one thing straight

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I’m asking what LGBT is But everyone keeps giving me straight answers and now I don’t have a joke to tell.

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What do the LGBT community and computers have in common? Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

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I learned what LGBT stands for! Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato

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What do you call drama in the LGBT community? LGBTea

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People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community. But it's Trudeau.

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I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato... Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

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Why can you see the LGBT colors in the sky after it rains? Because the sun came out.

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I asked what is LGBT I couldn't get a straight answer.

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I keeps asking what LGBT+ means But I can never get a straight answer

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How do you call a LGBT snake? A gender noodle

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You mama so stupid... she thought LGBT was a type of sandwich

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How do you know all cars have an LGBT agenda? All of them have a transmission.

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How do LGBT people get from one end of Russia to the other without discrimination? The Trans Siberian Railroad

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LGBT are the most postive group of people out there. HIV positive that is.

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What do you say about a guy who is pro choice, supports LGBT rights, huge feminist, and is offended by cultural appropriation? He's far from right.

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My local supermarket is posting messages of discrimination against overweight members of the LGBT community. "No Trans Fats"

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