I received a call from the school telling me my son is constantly lying. I said "Tell him he's a good liar. I don't have a son."
I have 3 eyes, 6 heads and 15 limbs, what am I? A liar.
Police just knocked on my door and said my dog is chasing a kid on his bike. What a liar, my dog doesn't even have a bike.
A paedophile, a rapist, a cheat, and a liar walk in to a bar... Bartender says: What can I get for you Mr. President?
A bigot, a liar, and a rapist walk into a bar The bartender asks, "what'll it be, Mr. President?"
What does a liar do after he's dead? He lies still...
I have 3 eyes, 5 legs and 6 arms, what am I ? A liar
A racist, a liar and a misogynist walks into a bar The bartender greeted “Good evening, Mr. President!”
A politician, a liar and a crooked man enter in a bar. He sits down and drinks coffee.
I have 2 heads, 5 arms, 372 legs, and 6684324 eyes. What am I? A liar
A rapist, a bigot, and a pathological liar walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have, Mr. President?"
I have 600 legs, 30 arms, a pair of wings, and 1000 eyes. What am I? A liar.
A liar, a murderer, and a cheater walk into a bar. The New England Patriots must be in town.
I have 7 legs, 5 eyes, and 9 arms. What am I? A liar
I'd call myself a politician, but then I would just be a liar... So, basically, I would be a politician.
A liar, a cheat, and a bigot walked into a bar... "Let's make America great again!" he said.
A liar, A cheat, and a sore loser walk into a bar.
The bartender says:
What'll it be Mrs.Clinton?
At the sister’s
“Oh no, Roger, why did you two split up?”
“She’s a liar and a cheat! She said she was the whole night at her sister’s!”
“So? Maybe she was.”
“Yeah, no way. I was at her sister’s the whole night!”
Condoms are available in three sizes: Small, medium, and liar.
A liar, a murderer, and a thief walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "what will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"
What do you call a sober Irishman? A liar.
Q) I have ten arms, eight legs and 22 feet. what am I? A) A liar.
Roses are red, you're a liar Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
About a year ago I changet my name to Fun... Apparently Cyndi Lauper is a liar.
What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?
an outlier
downvote brigade can start now
I got a call from the pound
They wanted to tell me that they had picked up my dog because it was chasing a kid on a bike.
I said " That kid is a liar because not only does my dog not own a bike; he doesn't even know how to ride one yet!
I have 3 heads, 4 legs, 6 hands and 416 fingers, what am I? A liar.
I have 3 legs, 5 arms, 7 eyes and 19 belly buttons. What am I? A liar.
Donald Trump claimed his trips to Mar-a Lago didn’t cost the taxpayers anything.
He paid for them with Frequent Liar miles.
(Thanks, father in law)
A liar, a murderer, a cheater walk in to a bar... The Patriots must be in town.
At least George Micheal wasn't a liar. Last Christmas he gave us his heart.
A blonde, a drunk, a liar, and a loser walk into a bar to order a couple drinks...
The bartender says: "There's my favorite customer! What will it be this time Ms. Clinton?"
Edit: Hahaha everyone's so butthurt. It's just a joke...
What do you call a person who has never masterbated ? A liar
What do people say when Elon Musk says ,"I'm going to the gym."? Musk-u-liar
My wife left me, saying I was a compulsive liar Atleast I think that's what she said... I was busy wrestling a tiger at the time.
My friend told me he is a pathological liar. I don't believe him.
What kind of egg do you give to a habitual liar? A fiberge egg.
My teacher said there are no jokes about Lithium and Argon. I called him a LiAr.
What is the difference between Trump and Comey? One is a liar and the other is 6'8"