Libertarian Jokes

Funny Libertarian Jokes
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A libertarian walks into a bar. . . The barman serves him tainted alcohol because there are no regulations.

He dies.

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A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar. Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?

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What's the difference between a libertarian paradise and anarchy? About six months.

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Why did the libertarian cross the road? What road?

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The Pizza boy arrives a Libertarian meeting \* Knock Knock\*

# GET A WARRANT!

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A communist tells his friend before going to bed, "I'm going to take a nap." He wakes up as a libertarian.

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Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road? A: None of your business. Am I being detained?!

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Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. "Feel the Johnson"

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How do we know Milo Yiannopoulos isn't a libertarian? Libertarians don't drive slow in school zones.

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what did the libertarian say after I changed his flat tire? I did it all by myself, without any help from anyone.

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What does the libertarian computer programmer say? All fields should be private.

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The worst part about being a libertarian is... I always fail my pro-state exam!

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Why did the libertarian cross the road He didn’t. Because roads are paid with taxes and taxation is theft.

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Libertarian knock-knock joke. Ahem. "Knock, knock!" "Get a warrant."

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Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? None of your damned business! Am I being detained, officer?

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Gary Johnson withdraws from the Libertarian Ticket. Replaced by Harambe. That's right. Johnsons out for Harambe!

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I am an irish libertarian Because i dont need someone to hold me back.

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What do you call an extreme intersectional feminist? a libertarian!

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Did you hear about the libertarian terrorist plot to take over the government... ...and leave everyone alone?

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At my workplace, there's a forklift that we all call "The Libertarian" The steering doesn't work properly, so whenever you try to use it, it immediately makes a hard right and breaks something important.

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine? AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

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I can't find a reason to vote for the (D) or (R) candidate for President, and now Libertarian Gary Johnson's campaign slogan, 'Feel the Johnson' just rubs me the wrong way.

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How much do libertarian pirates pay for corn? Whatever price the free market will bear.

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