A libertarian walks into a bar. . .
The barman serves him tainted alcohol because there are no regulations.
He dies.
A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar. Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?
What's the difference between a libertarian paradise and anarchy? About six months.
Why did the libertarian cross the road? What road?
The Pizza boy arrives a Libertarian meeting
\* Knock Knock\*
# GET A WARRANT!
A communist tells his friend before going to bed, "I'm going to take a nap." He wakes up as a libertarian.
Q: Why did the libertarian cross the road? A: None of your business. Am I being detained?!
Libertarian Presidential Candidate's new Campaign, inspired by Bernie Sanders. "Feel the Johnson"
How do we know Milo Yiannopoulos isn't a libertarian? Libertarians don't drive slow in school zones.
what did the libertarian say after I changed his flat tire? I did it all by myself, without any help from anyone.
What does the libertarian computer programmer say? All fields should be private.
The worst part about being a libertarian is... I always fail my pro-state exam!
Why did the libertarian cross the road He didn’t. Because roads are paid with taxes and taxation is theft.
Libertarian knock-knock joke. Ahem. "Knock, knock!" "Get a warrant."
Why did the libertarian chicken cross the road? None of your damned business! Am I being detained, officer?
Gary Johnson withdraws from the Libertarian Ticket. Replaced by Harambe. That's right. Johnsons out for Harambe!
I am an irish libertarian Because i dont need someone to hold me back.
What do you call an extreme intersectional feminist? a libertarian!
Did you hear about the libertarian terrorist plot to take over the government... ...and leave everyone alone?
At my workplace, there's a forklift that we all call "The Libertarian" The steering doesn't work properly, so whenever you try to use it, it immediately makes a hard right and breaks something important.
What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine? AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!
I can't find a reason to vote for the (D) or (R) candidate for President, and now Libertarian Gary Johnson's campaign slogan, 'Feel the Johnson' just rubs me the wrong way.
How much do libertarian pirates pay for corn? Whatever price the free market will bear.