How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence.
Do Transformers get car insurance or life insurance? Neither because they live in America.
My wife is amazing She just bought me a $500,000 life insurance policy and a free all-inclusive trip to the Dominican Republic!
So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? "Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone" :(
Savage Grandpa.
Grandson: "Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
Grandpa: "So you can all be really sad when I die."
Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?
"Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"
"So you can all be really sad when I die."
How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence
My wife said I'm always wasting money...
She said: "Stop buying things you'll never use!"
So I cancelled my life insurance!
Serious question here... Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?
The female Praying Mantis devours the male right after mating. It’s easier to collect life insurance than child support.
How much is Hillary Clinton's life insurance? Just one bill.
Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance
I should start selling life insurance for ISIS members. I'm sure it's gonna be a booming business.
How much is Trump's life insurance? Just one pence.
I just got life insurances It makes me happy knowing that now my life is worth something.
How much is trump's life insurance worth? One Pence
Grandpa, why don't you have life insurance? So you guys'll be extra sad when I die.
I'll only ever become an anti vaxxer if I have kids Well, that and after I put some life insurance policies on them
What do you call Donald Trump’s life insurance policy? Mike Pence.
I gave my dad a pad on the back to say "Good morning". He said "Social distancing." I replied, "I thought you already bought life insurance."
My dad said “social distancing” when I gave him a pad on the back this morning I said “I thought you already bought life insurance”.