Life Insurance Jokes

How much is Donald Trump's life insurance? Just one pence.

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Do Transformers get car insurance or life insurance? Neither because they live in America.

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My wife is amazing She just bought me a $500,000 life insurance policy and a free all-inclusive trip to the Dominican Republic!

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So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? "Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone" :(

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Funny Life Insurance Jokes
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Savage Grandpa. Grandson: "Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"

Grandpa: "So you can all be really sad when I die."

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Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance? "Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?"

"So you can all be really sad when I die."

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How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence

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My wife said I'm always wasting money... She said: "Stop buying things you'll never use!"

So I cancelled my life insurance!

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Serious question here... Does Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

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The female Praying Mantis devours the male right after mating. It’s easier to collect life insurance than child support.

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How much is Hillary Clinton's life insurance? Just one bill.

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Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance

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I should start selling life insurance for ISIS members. I'm sure it's gonna be a booming business.

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How much is Trump's life insurance? Just one pence.

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I just got life insurances It makes me happy knowing that now my life is worth something.

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How much is trump's life insurance worth? One Pence

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Grandpa, why don't you have life insurance? So you guys'll be extra sad when I die.

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I'll only ever become an anti vaxxer if I have kids Well, that and after I put some life insurance policies on them

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What do you call Donald Trump’s life insurance policy? Mike Pence.

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I gave my dad a pad on the back to say "Good morning". He said "Social distancing." I replied, "I thought you already bought life insurance."

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My dad said “social distancing” when I gave him a pad on the back this morning I said “I thought you already bought life insurance”.

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