I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last Halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn't home. My lighthouse, my rules.
How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
if this dies in new i die So a guy was carrying a house. Another guy came up to him and said, "Whoa, man are you carrying a house? You must be strong!". The "strong" guy replied, "Nah bro, it's a lighthouse."
I’d buy a house but I’m afraid I won’t be able to carry the payments. Buy a lighthouse!
A Canadian man visits a lighthouse...
The lighthouse keeper is with him at the top, cleaning the bulb, when a loud horn is heard in the distance.
"What's that about?", the Canadian asks.
"Yes."
What did the pirate say when he saw a lighthouse? Thar she glows!
I got so sick of trick-or-treaters on Halloween night that I turned off all the lights and pretended I wasn’t home. My lighthouse, my rules.
I built a lighthouse... but it blew away.
how does the US Navy see at night? they order a lighthouse
What is a lighthouse keepers favorite instrument? a fog horn