Lighthouse Jokes

I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last Halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn't home. My lighthouse, my rules.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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if this dies in new i die So a guy was carrying a house. Another guy came up to him and said, "Whoa, man are you carrying a house? You must be strong!". The "strong" guy replied, "Nah bro, it's a lighthouse."

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I’d buy a house but I’m afraid I won’t be able to carry the payments. Buy a lighthouse!

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A Canadian man visits a lighthouse... The lighthouse keeper is with him at the top, cleaning the bulb, when a loud horn is heard in the distance.

"What's that about?", the Canadian asks.

"Yes."

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Funny Lighthouse Jokes
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What did the pirate say when he saw a lighthouse? Thar she glows!

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I got so sick of trick-or-treaters on Halloween night that I turned off all the lights and pretended I wasn’t home. My lighthouse, my rules.

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I built a lighthouse... but it blew away.

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how does the US Navy see at night? they order a lighthouse

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What is a lighthouse keepers favorite instrument? a fog horn

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