Did you hear the weather forecast for the hiphop festival? ...They're calling for a Lil Wayne
Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? There was a Lil Wayne outside
What did they call Batman when he was little? Lil Wayne
What did Dr.Dre say to Lil Wayne? Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in Eminem's basement!
So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has to do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.
What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne.
God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed.
What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie? AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE
How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music? He listens to his old music.
I saw a 250 lb girl wearing a Lil Wayne t-shirt and thought, "That's just a Wayne t-shirt."
Did you know that Lil Wayne's parents were murdered right in front of him? It was what inspired him to become the Batman.
Giving Christmas presents always reminds me of what myself and Lil Wayne have in common We're both terrible wrappers
what did the white woman say to the other white woman who confused jay-z for lil wayne? thats ludacris
What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne
Putting all this paper on the gifts I bought everyone this Christmas season made me realize something.. I'm almost a worse wrapper than Lil Wayne
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Because hes expecting a Lil Wayne
Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne
Why do they call Lil Wayne "The Last Communist?" Cuz he's We-Z baby.
What’s a rappers favorite type of weather? A Lil Wayne
Kevin Hart is so short He calls Lil Wayne "Wayne"