Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.
Just invented a new drink. Vodka, cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol. Its called the Cosbypolitan
If you see someone doing a crossword Lean over and tell them seven up is Lemon-lime
What's worse than lime? Sublime.
Melania Trump walks into a bar... and orders and Angel shot with lime.
Why did the lemon turn green? Because he had lime disease
A lime and banana decided to become a stand-up comedy duo and called themselves ... Key and Peele.
What do you call a lime that opens doors? A Key Lime.
What do you call the lowest fruit on a lime tree? Sublime
I made a miniature lemon-lime pie... It was a little tart
Went out for drinks with my tinder date... She ordered the angel shot with lime :(
What does the band Toto say when it orders a gin tonic? Hold the lime!
Why did the internet pirate get scurvy? He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.
What is a tick's favorite fruit? Lime.
When Forrest Gump was a bartender
Someone ordered a mojito.
There he goes, puts som mint in, lime juice and he starts pouring some vodka.
And the other bartender: RUM, FORREST, RUM!!!
What do you call the upper eighth of a lime for sale? A top-of-the-lime model.
What do you call a lime with strings attached? Limewire
Literary historians recently found a Briton recipe for a citrus-based sauce translated by Samuel Taylor Coleridge It was called the 'Lime of the Ancient Marinade'
Y’know what would go great with the coronavirus? Lime disease
People always ask me why I prefer the taste of Bud Lite Lime. because i'm an alcoholic
My friend was showing me around her loft.
She said, "It's a bit eratic."
I said, "I know, there's lemon and lime peels everywhere."
Why was the cocktail not sublime? Because it was sub lime.
How do lime addicts get high They use sour patches
Ah man, I love the feeling when you eat a lime. Your whole face gets swollen, and you can barely breathe. It feels so good. Edit: you guys, my doctor just told me that I'm allergic to limes.
Superbowl romantic poetry
Get another vodka dont forget the lime
Maybe we can fool around during halftime.
Did you hear that a famous Sesame Street character has died from Lime Disease? Tickkillme Elmo.
I got bit by a tick in chine. Now I have some Corona and lime.
If I get Coronavirus, give me lime disease. Because it ain't a corona without a lime.
Canada is testing a vaccine for the Coronavirus... I heard it’s made from lime.