I'm not a Catholic.... .... but I plan to give up picking my belly button for lint.
Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers’ lint traps They had to get by on whatever they could capture in their belly buttons
The person who invented the Lint-Roller Really helped to get me out of some hairy situations.
Next week, I’ll have been married for one year. My skills must not be developing at the rate I imagined, because when I told my wife I was getting the laundry... ...she instructed me to make sure I take the clothes out of the dryer and clean the lint trap.
What do you call a bunch of boats made of belly button lint? [x-post /r/puns] A naval naval fleet.
So I had this school project to do last minute.. I didn’t know what to do so I took out whatever was in my pockets at the time, took a photo and put in a power point. The teacher ended up saying it was excel-lint.