Lion King Jokes

Funny Lion King Jokes
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Do you want to know how i got these Scars? Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism

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Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa.

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I really like the Lion King and every day the urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.

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Lion king comes to the theaters and Simba was moving slow so I told him to mufasa

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The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism badumtss

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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow? Mu-fasa

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What do Seasons 1-5 of GOT and The Lion King prove? Sometimes the greatest stories of our time have a healthy dose of incest

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Why are people from Michigan such big fans of the Lion King? They get to see lions winning for a change.

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When I was a kid I thought our family's cat looked like Timon from The Lion King so I thought he was a meerkat. Turns out he was just a mere cat.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why did the lion king die? Because he didn't mufasa

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What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA.

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The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins? You might think it’s Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.



The lion king Mufasa.

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Just saw the new Lion King movie, everyone in my theatre couldn't contain themselves. At first, the urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight" was just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away. But in the end... We all whimmed awaaaaaay!!

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Did you know? The reason it took so long to remake the lion king is because of how hard it is to train so many animals

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Rick Astley came to my house today to get some films for his kids. I said " you can have the lion King and cinderella, but I'm never gonna give you up"

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I wonder if Mufasa will survive to the end of "The Lion King" remake. There is always a chance, right?

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Starting to sing the lion king song is always just a whim away. A whim away. A whim away. A whim away.

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The Lion King is the best way that people from Michigan can see a group of Lions come together and win

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I'll be playing the villian in my local theater's production of the Lion King. It's just a limited run of a few shows to see if I can handle the role. Wish me luck! If I do well I'll be a permanent Scar.

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I'll be playing the villian in my local theater's production of the Lion King. It's just a limited run of a few shows to see if I can handle the role. Wish me luck! If all goes well I'll be a permanent Scar.

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