Do you want to know how i got these Scars? Joker asked Batman as he showed him his Lion king figurine collection.
What does The Lion King have a lot of? Simbalism
Why did simbas father die in lion king? Because he couldn't Mufasa.
I really like the Lion King and every day the urge to sing one of the songs is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away.
Lion king comes to the theaters and Simba was moving slow so I told him to mufasa
The Lion King has a lot of Simbalism badumtss
What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow? Mu-fasa
What do Seasons 1-5 of GOT and The Lion King prove? Sometimes the greatest stories of our time have a healthy dose of incest
Why are people from Michigan such big fans of the Lion King? They get to see lions winning for a change.
When I was a kid I thought our family's cat looked like Timon from The Lion King so I thought he was a meerkat. Turns out he was just a mere cat.
Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King? He couldnt Mufasa enough.
Why did the lion king die? Because he didn't mufasa
What college tuition assistance system program did Simba put in place once he became the Lion King? The MUFAFSA.
The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins?
You might think it’s Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.
The lion king Mufasa.
Just saw the new Lion King movie, everyone in my theatre couldn't contain themselves. At first, the urge to sing "the lion sleeps tonight" was just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away. But in the end... We all whimmed awaaaaaay!!
Did you know? The reason it took so long to remake the lion king is because of how hard it is to train so many animals
Rick Astley came to my house today to get some films for his kids. I said " you can have the lion King and cinderella, but I'm never gonna give you up"
I wonder if Mufasa will survive to the end of "The Lion King" remake. There is always a chance, right?
Starting to sing the lion king song is always just a whim away. A whim away. A whim away. A whim away.
The Lion King is the best way that people from Michigan can see a group of Lions come together and win
I'll be playing the villian in my local theater's production of the Lion King. It's just a limited run of a few shows to see if I can handle the role. Wish me luck! If I do well I'll be a permanent Scar.
I'll be playing the villian in my local theater's production of the Lion King. It's just a limited run of a few shows to see if I can handle the role. Wish me luck! If all goes well I'll be a permanent Scar.