My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, instead, I gave her super glue by mistake. She's still not talking to me...
My wife thinks it's seductive to bite her lip. I haven't the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom one.
Asked my wife if I could run my finger through her hair
She nodded and said she would like that.
I started brushing across her top lip,
And that's when the fight started....
What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip reader
Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december? The specific ocean.
Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me.
Why did the hipster burn his lip when sipping coffee? He drank it before it was cool.
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm but I gave her some superglue instead. She’s still not talking to me!
Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me.
My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm I accidentally gave her superglue and now she’s not talking to me
My wife heard it's seductive to bite her lip. I don't have the heart to tell her it's meant to be the bottom one.
My girlfriend thinks it's seductive to bite her lip.. I haven't the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom one.
A cyclops was doing a crossword puzzle and asked his wife, "Hun, how do you spell Hawaii?" Biting her lip, she replied, "I think you need 2 'i's."
Why did the hipster burn his lip on his coffee? He drank it before it was cool.
A penguin talks his snowmobile in to get fixed. The mechanic takes a look at it and says "looks like you blew a seal." penguin replies "no, that's just frosting on my lip."
What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing? Sham rock.
How did the hipster burn his lip? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
I accidentally gave my girlfriend super glue instead of lip gloss She is still not talking to me
A duck walks into a drug store,
He goes and puts lip stick on the check out counter.
The cashier asks, "will this be cash or check?"
The duck says, "neither; just put it on my bill."
What do you call a deaf Gynocologist? A lip reader.
My wife asked me to pass her lip balm and I passed her super glue by mistake She's still not talking to me.
My sister asked me for her lip balm. I accidentally gave her superglue She's still not talking to me.
What do Trump and lip stick have in common? Both make Hillary Clinton more attractive.
My wife asked me to pass her lip balm but I accidentally handed her superglue instead. She's still not talking to me.
What do you call a French man wearing sandals? Phil-lip Phil-lop.
How did the hipster burn his lip? They drank the coffee before it was cool.
What do you call someone who only chaps their bottom lip? A uni-balmer.
My wife asked me for Lip balm and I gave her superglue, She hasn’t talked to me since
"I've been a naughty, naughty girl" she said to me, biting her lower lip, "and I need to be punished" So I installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
Just found out my OBGYN is deaf Guess that makes him a lip reader
My dad just got a job lip reading He found out about it by word of mouth
My wife likes to bite her lip trying to look seductive. After 20 years of marriage I finally told her... It's meant to be the bottom one.
What happens when you give a Dutchman a pack of gum? Two-lip bubble
Helen Keller was blind and deaf. She would still lip sync better than Mariah Carey.
What do deaf-mute people like about yoga pants? They make lip-reading easier.
Was on Twitter earlier telling everyone about how I had this tiny spot on my top lip that turned into a massive cold sore… It's gone viral…
What is the bestselling bodycare product amongst terrorists? Lip bomb