What happens when you cross alcoholism and books of literary merit? Tequila Mockingbird
What would a literary person call a bot-test in a wheat field? Captcha in the Rye.
My girlfriend said she was staring at her computer screen not knowing what to write. I told her she must be literary exhausted.
Literary historians recently found a Briton recipe for a citrus-based sauce translated by Samuel Taylor Coleridge It was called the 'Lime of the Ancient Marinade'
What literary genre is Frozen?
Bildungsnowman.
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What literary devices do butchers use? Meataphors.
What is the most literary vegetable? A punion
Tour of Holland A group was on a literary and arts tour of Holland. While visiting local dikes and windmills, a member of the group asked the tour guide for directions to the nearest restroom. The guide replied, “John up dike.”
What do new car colours and your mom's literary collection have in common? They both only have fifty shades of grey.
I read the communist manifesto, and I gotta say it wasn’t as good as the greatest literary work of all-time... ...the Percy Jackson series.