Literature Jokes

1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.

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I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question.

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I made up a joke today. What's the worst thing about pornographic literature?

Too many holes in the plot.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix liquor and literature.... Tequila Mockingbird

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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird

(Also Ernest Hemingway, but that’s beside the point)

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Funny Literature Jokes
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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird

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I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving Sounds easy, but try going into a book store and asking if they have "any books on shelves"

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what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol? Tequila mockingbird.

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Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels

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Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

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I recently started a literature group for inmates It's got it's prose and cons.

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I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans.

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What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird.

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If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay? A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post /r/waterpuns)

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Penguin books seem to only publish extremist literature... For them, everything is just black and white.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!

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A friend of mine is really set on becoming the first emperor of Asia, He's pursuing a PhD in English Literature... When I asked him why chose English Literature he said he wanted to be "a great reader".

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I'm an English teacher and I'm obsessed with staying clean. I hope there isn't any literature house.

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I once held a PHD in the field of literature And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass

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What's a car's favorite genre of literature? [OC] An auto-biography!

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I quit my job translating Pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille. It feels like ancient history.

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I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".

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What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird

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What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems

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What do you get when you cross alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird.

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Obesity causes a major public health concern. There’s a growing body of literature on that.

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What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school? Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.

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I don't understand why so many people major in English Literature. I mean there's only so many ways to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What do you get when you mix liquor with literature? Tequila Mockingbird

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I have decided to write erotic literature for premature ejaculators. -----

Chapter 1

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He looked at her.

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The End.

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"A boy jumped through the window". What is the subject? English literature

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Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night… Ended up with tequila mockingbird.

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What do you call a financially unstable law enforcement officer that writes dark poetry and literature? A po popo Poe

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