1984 is a great work of literature. I think all kids should be forced to read it.
I'm having a hard time trying to decide on which pencil to use for my English literature exam. 2B or not 2B - that is the question.
I made up a joke today.
What's the worst thing about pornographic literature?
Too many holes in the plot.
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird
What do you get when you mix liquor and literature.... Tequila Mockingbird
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird
(Also Ernest Hemingway, but that’s beside the point)
What happens when you combine alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird
I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving Sounds easy, but try going into a book store and asking if they have "any books on shelves"
what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol? Tequila mockingbird.
Escalator Literature. a step by step guide to reaching new levels
Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
I recently started a literature group for inmates It's got it's prose and cons.
I'm ambivalent about Mongolian literature. It has its prose and Khans.
What do you get when you cross alcohol and literature? Tequila Mockingbird.
If a seagull flys over the sea, then what flys over the bay?
A bagel!
(Came up with this Louis CK style slapstick literature at 5 years old, give me bronze)
What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post /r/waterpuns)
Penguin books seem to only publish extremist literature... For them, everything is just black and white.
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird!
A friend of mine is really set on becoming the first emperor of Asia, He's pursuing a PhD in English Literature... When I asked him why chose English Literature he said he wanted to be "a great reader".
I'm an English teacher and I'm obsessed with staying clean. I hope there isn't any literature house.
I once held a PHD in the field of literature And then he asked me to put him down and pick up all the books I threw all over the grass
What's a car's favorite genre of literature? [OC] An auto-biography!
I quit my job translating Pre-Classical Greek literature into Braille. It feels like ancient history.
I should stay up until 3 in the morning more often I want to make a show with the two actors who have played Khan in the different Star Trek films where we discuss literature. We will call it "Prose and Khans".
What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird
What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems
What do you get when you cross alcohol with literature? Tequila Mockingbird.
Obesity causes a major public health concern. There’s a growing body of literature on that.
What was Kim Jong Un's favorite class in school? Literature. He is a supreme reader after all.
I don't understand why so many people major in English Literature. I mean there's only so many ways to ask, "Do you want fries with that?"
What do you get when you mix liquor with literature? Tequila Mockingbird
I have decided to write erotic literature for premature ejaculators.
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Chapter 1
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He looked at her.
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The End.
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"A boy jumped through the window". What is the subject? English literature
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night… Ended up with tequila mockingbird.
What do you call a financially unstable law enforcement officer that writes dark poetry and literature? A po popo Poe