Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind.
Little Jimmy's dad walks into his son's room and says, "Jimmy don't jack off, you'll go blind."
Little Jimmy: "Dad I'm over here, in the living room..."
Little Jimmy goes to school
His teacher asks him "Why weren't you in school yesterday Jimmy?"
He says "Sorry, my Granddad got burnt."
"Oh" she says "Was he badly burnt?"
Jimmy replied "Well they normally do a good job at the crematorium"
Little Jimmy at the Pool Jennifer the lifeguard tells Jimmy to stop peeing in the pool. Little 6 year old Jimmy replies that everbody pees in the pool. Jennifer says that yes people do, but not from the diving board...
Little Jimmy was sleeping in class when...
The teacher saw him dozing off and interrupted his nap.
He said in a stern tone: "Jimmy, you know you can't sleep in class."
Jimmy retorted: "Yeah, but if you were a little quieter I could."
jimmy
one day little jimmy came home from his school and said he got a one hundred. jimmy dad asked him what he got the 100 in.
he said,"a 60 in science and a 40 in math."
The teacher asks little Jimmy...
Teacher:- "Jimmy, if you had five sweeties and little Mohammad asked you for one, how many sweeties would you have?"
Jimmy:- "Five"
Little Jimmy's father is mad at his son.
"Jimmy, you're a pig," he says. "Do you know what a pig is?"
"Yeah," Little Jimmy says. "A pig is a hog's little boy."
Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus.
Little Jimmy had a nice day.
That's it.
Give the kid a break.
Why wasn't Little Jimmy allowed in the Alamban pool? He didn't have the same genes.
Little Jimmy comes home from school with a black eye
Mom says, “Jimmy! What happened?!”
Jimmy says, “I was attacked in geometry class.”
“Bye whom?” Asked mom, already calling the school.
“It was a vicious circle.”
Why did little Jimmy break open his computer? It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
Where did little Jimmy go when he got lost in a mime field? "..."
Where did Little Jimmy go after getting lost in the minefield? Everywhere.