Little Mermaid Jokes

Why did the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because Dshells were too big.

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Funny Little Mermaid Jokes
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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she is too big for B-shells

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because she grew out of her b-shells.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why does The Little Mermaid wear seashells? Cuz she grew out of her B shell

*im so sorry*

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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I know The Little Mermaid's breast size. It's obvious. She's wearing C-shells.

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells? She's not big enough for d shells.

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Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells.

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What did the Little Mermaid wear to math class? Her algae bra.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman? He had allure.

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small.

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common? They're both under DC.

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because D shells are too big.

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells are to small and D shells are to big.

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Was The Little Mermaid directed by a pilot? Because it's mostly Ariel footage.

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What does the Little Mermaid put on before math class? An Algebra

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Why does the Ariel from the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because the B-shells won't fit.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B-shells.

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Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because B shells were too small and D shells were too big!

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I need help. Whenever I call my redheaded wife "my little mermaid" she always lights up How else can I politely say "your bottom half smells like fish"?

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-Shells!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells on her chest? Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big

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Why did the little mermaid wear seashells? D shells were too big.

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Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college? Her GPA was unda da C.

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How do you take a picture of the Little Mermaid? Using Ariel photography. (If that doesn't work, try your shell phone.)

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Why did the little mermaid wear sea shells? Because D-shells were too big for her.

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Do you think Disney wanted a ginger for the little mermaid But the casting director was dyslexic?

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells? Because she doesn't fit into B shells

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The old Little Mermaid script was written in Arial The new one is written in Arial Black

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Why does the little mermaid wear c-shells? Because she grew out of her b-shells!

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I remember after The Little Mermaid all the girls wanted to be mermaids. I asked "What do you know about breathing in water?" to one and she said... "I wouldn't know anything about it, but Natalie Wood"

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Why did the little mermaid wear sea shells? Because a shells and B shells were too small.

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