Liverpool Jokes

TIL England doesn't have a kidney bank But it does have a Liverpool

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A Muslim guy dropped his wallet today, so I ran after him and gave it back to him. He said “Thank you so much”
“Don’t go to the Liverpool game tonight” he added
“Why?”I asked
“ Because it’s tomorrow”

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Funny Liverpool Jokes
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What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool? You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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England has no kidney bank... But it does have a Liverpool.

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So the Mrs said she wanted me to be as spectacular as Liverpool in bed ....so I stayed on top for most of it and came second!

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England doesn’t have a kidney bank... But it does have a Liverpool.

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Why are wheelchair users fans of Liverpool FC? Because they’ll never walk alone.

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So Danny Ings is about to play his first game for Liverpool... ...Brendan Rodgers says: "We'll give you 45 minutes, then pull you off at half time."
Danny exclaims: "That's brilliant, we only used to get an orange at Burnley"

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England doesn't have a kidney bank But it does have a Liverpool.

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What's the difference between Liverpool and a cup of milk? The milk is still in the cup

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What’s the most dangerous thing you can be asked in Los Angeles, Liverpool, and Manchster? Are you a blue or a red?

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Yul Brynner was a lifelong liverpool fan who didn't wear aftershave Yul never wore cologne

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No English Kidney Bank England has no kidney bank...

But it does have a Liverpool.

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TIL England doesn't have any kidney banks But it does have a Liverpool

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New routine Recently my mate started doing his morning workout on the 5:30 service from Norwich to London Liverpool Street.

I asked him why.

He said, "no train, no gain".

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I recently proposed to my girlfriend, who is from Liverpool. How did I know she was "the one"? Because she stole my heart.

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England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it has a Liverpool.

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Why do liverpool players smell bad? because they never wear cologne

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A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp.

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cruise ship, war ship, sail ship, cargo ship, battle ship, tanker ship, icebreaker ship all kind of ship have made their trip to Liverpool

all except Premiership

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Why is it always cloudy in Liverpool Because they banned The Sun

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It should be night 24/7 in Liverpool Because they don't allow The Sun there

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Liverpool FC So my friend tells me that when he masturbates, he shouts, "Come on, Liverpool!" I told him that most wankers do.

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Liverpool football club

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Liverpool - Arsenal: Wenger brings on Arteta for Ozil... Whoops. Wrong sub.

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I heard that England doesn't have a kidney bank At least it has a Liverpool

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Two managers negotiated to swap their players for a trade. Cleveland Cavaliers agreed to trade JR Smith for keeping the ball to Liverpool FC for Loris Karius for passing the ball.

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Last night my wife asked me for a Liverpool performance in bed... She said I want you to spend a long time on top and come second.

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Liverpool deservedly won the Champions League final. Spurs were just Dier.

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How to call a situation when a hospital has a lot of liver prepared for transplantation? Liverpool.

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