The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge
And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"
And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"
So the Lone Ranger and Tonto are being chased by the bad guys...
To see if they're being closed in on Tonto puts his ear to the ground to listen for the sound of horse hooves.
"Kimosabe, no soldiers chasing us, buffalo come."
"How do you know that?"
"Ear sticky."
where did the lone ranger take his trash to? to the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump.
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? To the dump to the dump to the dump dump.dump, to the dump to the dump to the dump.dump dump...
Tonto and The Lone Ranger
Are riding through the desert when Tonto stops and puts his ear to the ground. "What's the matter?" asks the Lone Ranger
"Buffalo come" says Tonto
"How can you tell?"
"Ear sticky"
They have announced a new Lone Ranger Movie.
The Lone Ranger Goes To Canada
or Onto Toronto Pronto Tonto.
What did Tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? Chemosabi
Do you remember that episode of The Lone Ranger where Tonto got Alzheimer's? Who's "me", kemosabe?
Where does the Lone Ranger take his garbage? To the dump, to the dump, to the dump-dump-dump!
Describe your latest laid with a movie title!
"The Lone Ranger"
"Home Alone"
"Bend It Like Beckham"
Now it's your turn!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto find themselves surrounded by hostile native Americans. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto and says what are we going to do? Tonto looks at him and says, what do you mean we, pale face?