Why does a giraffe need such a long neck? Because its head is so far away from its body.
A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer
the bartender asks, "You want a long neck?"
The giraffe says, "I have a choice?"
Why do giraffes have such long necks? Because their heads are so far from their bodies.
Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks? So they can reach their head!
Why does the giraffe have a long neck? Because it has smelly feet.
Why does a giraffe have a long neck? So it can reach it's head.
What do you call a blonde actor with a long neck? Charlize Heron
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet... He sent me a large goat with a really long neck...Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama
What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges? A Jiraffa.
Giraffe have long necks for a reason.
Do you know why giraffe have long necks?
Because they have stinky feet.
My essay on sick, long necked mammals had lots of errors in it. My teacher said it was a rough giraffe.
A great big bird with a long neck strapped me into a chair and put a gun to my head. I guess you could say I was held ostrich.
Why do giraffes have long necks? Because their feet stink.
I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck... ...turns out I phoned dial-a-llama.
Why do giraffes have such a long neck? Because the head is so high up.
Why do giraffes have such a long necks? Because their heads are far away from their bodies.