Why does everyone assume that just because I’m a 40 year old loser that I live in my parent’s basement? My parents don’t have a basement. I live in my bedroom like a big boy.
I'm definitely the loser if I run over a deer. It's going to cost me hundreds of dollars. But nature is only out a buck.
Superman once arm wrestled Chuck Norris Loser had to wear their underwear outside their pants.
I like how the girl that called me a “loser” in high school is now blowing up my phone She sends me things like “what are your plans for dinner” and “Your dad and I are going out for dinner there’s food in the fridge”
People are like lottery tickets. You can point to a random one, say it's a loser, and you'll be right most of the time.
My grand father fought in WW2. Whenever I bring it up, he says he never wants to talk about it again. What a sore loser
Some guys at the gym called me a fat loser today I'm glad they notice my effort.
I lost the Sore Loser Award last night... It's okay. The guy who won really deserved it and there is always next year.
Two weevils were in a fight... The loser was forever known as the lesser of two weevils
A liar, A cheat, and a sore loser walk into a bar.
The bartender says:
What'll it be Mrs.Clinton?
My dad says his friends called him a loser After all, he's nearly fifty and he's still living at home with his family.
When I was young...
...my teacher said I was nothing but a stupid loser, and I'd never amount to anything.
Now, I look back on my life and I realize that being home-schooled really sucked.
Watching gymnastics
*gymnast does a double-triple-super-ultra-backflip-frontflip but takes a tiny step when she lands*
Me : *mouthful of pringles* what a loser
Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.
When I was a kid I was a sore loser... ...,I cried every time my dad beat me.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris & Superman once fought each other as a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
What would the most depressing game show be? Biggest Loser: All-Stars.
A blonde, a drunk, a liar, and a loser walk into a bar to order a couple drinks...
The bartender says: "There's my favorite customer! What will it be this time Ms. Clinton?"
Edit: Hahaha everyone's so butthurt. It's just a joke...
What's the difference between "loose" and "loser"? One describes your mom and the other describes your dad.
I auditioned to be on "The Biggest Loser"... They told me "you win"
Chuck Norris and Superman arm wrestled... Loser had to wear his underwear over his pants till the rest of his life.
Chuck Norris and Superman
Chuck Norris and Superman fought each other on a bet. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.
(Submitted at the request of my 10 year-old son.)
I challenged Superman to a fight. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
Everybody knows about Trumps reality show, "the Apprentice." But, did you know about Hillary's show? "the Biggest Loser."
1, 2, 3, 4 I declare a cold war... 5, 6, 7, 8 loser is a buffer state.
My girlfriend made a gesture calling me a loser because I'm obsessed with Smash Mouth puns. I told her she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.
I'm such a loser, that if I joined a contest for losers I'd be 2nd. I won't be the 1st since I'm a freaking loser.
I've been playing hide and seek with a roach for two days now. He still hasn't found me since this morning. What a loser.
I used to be a loser with no potential, but now I'm more than that. I'm a loser with no potential and no girlfriend.
A fight breaks among two kids and they began to insult each other.
Boy1: I bet you are still a virgin
Boy2: I was until last night.
Boy1 : Yeah as if a loser like you gets laid.
Boy2: Just ask your sister.
Boy1: I don't have a sister.
Boy2: You will in 9 months.
Whenever I argue with my wife, it's from a position of strength. She can't deny that she's the one married to a total loser.
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-Interrupting loser.
-Interrupting loser who?
-...Ah! I can't do anything right!
Edit: Formatting.
The ace fighter pilot Robin olds and super man got into an arm restling competition. The loser had to wear underwear on the outside for the rest of their life.