It is my first time in court and I heard the judge shouting, "Order!!" So I replied fried chicken, mac and cheese and cola. Now I'm being escorted out by two officers. I think we are going to a restaurant.
I tried cooking mac and cheese last week The Apple Store are still refusing to fix my laptop
Did you guys see the new Apple computer reveal? It’s the most expensive Mac and cheese you can ever get.
5yo me, getting ready to chow down on mac and cheese, smells it before I take a bite. To which my Grandfather speaks up, "Do you smell everything before you eat it?"
Me: "Yeah, grandpa!"
Grandpa: "Boy, that's gonna put a real hamper on your love life!"