I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet So far I've got eight fridges
I'm really pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got eight fridges.
I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet.
I am a chick magnet Just the side that repels.
I call her Magnet... She's attractive from the back, but repulsive from the front.
I'm such a great chick magnet Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts
What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar.
My first car was a chick magnet. Chicks ran away. It must've been facing the wrong way.
My friends all call me a chick magnet. However due to my lack of ferromagnetic material in my chemical makeup I can can’t seem to think of what repels all these girls.
I'm not usually one to brag about my chick-magnet prowess... but that hot girl with the eye patch keeps winking at me.
I consider myself somewhat of a chick magnet. I just have trouble changing the polarity.
What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar
My last few relationships have drained the life from me. I'm something of a tick magnet.
When in high school, I was always a chick magnet... ...the side that repels.
I'm such a chick magnet... ...that i repel them.
I'm a chick magnet Magnets repel too.
2 magnets walk into a bar
The negative magnet slides over to the positive magnet and says:
Hey, I think I’m attracted to you
I'm a girl magnet, But the problem is girls are diamagnetic.
What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet? A magnet only has two Poles.
What's the difference between a feminist and a magnet? Magnets are attractive.
Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist? He was bipolar.
Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar
I'm a chick magnet But we always tend to have the same pole facing each other.
The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park. They were repelled by the concept.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
I'm a chick magnet I repel.
What's the difference between a magnet and a construction site? A construction site has more poles.
Im such a chick magnet. I'm so ugly i repel them.
My SO walked by an extremely Rusted sign for the Magnet Development Center Ah, the irony.
You're like the other side of a magnet Repulsive
Jokes that would make no sense to kids today.
I'm so lonely that I call Time and Temperature just to hear a woman's voice.
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"Dad, why won't my magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
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What old jokes do you know that younger folks wouldn't understand?