I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges.
I'm really pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got eight fridges.
I have a talking pig stuck to my fridge. It's a Babe magnet.
I am a chick magnet Just the side that repels.
I call her Magnet... She's attractive from the back, but repulsive from the front.
I'm such a great chick magnet Too bad I'm the kind that repels rather than attracts
What did the male magnet say to the female magnet? Seeing you from the back, I thought you were repulsive. But seeing you from the front, I find you rather attractive.
Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist? Because it was bipolar.
My first car was a chick magnet. Chicks ran away. It must've been facing the wrong way.
My friends all call me a chick magnet. However due to my lack of ferromagnetic material in my chemical makeup I can can’t seem to think of what repels all these girls.
I'm not usually one to brag about my chick-magnet prowess... but that hot girl with the eye patch keeps winking at me.
I consider myself somewhat of a chick magnet. I just have trouble changing the polarity.
What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar
My last few relationships have drained the life from me. I'm something of a tick magnet.
When in high school, I was always a chick magnet... ...the side that repels.
I'm such a chick magnet... ...that i repel them.
I'm a chick magnet Magnets repel too.
2 magnets walk into a bar
The negative magnet slides over to the positive magnet and says:
Hey, I think I’m attracted to you
I'm a girl magnet, But the problem is girls are diamagnetic.
What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet? A magnet only has two Poles.
What's the difference between a feminist and a magnet? Magnets are attractive.
Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist? He was bipolar.
Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar
I'm a chick magnet But we always tend to have the same pole facing each other.
The Bank just rejected my loan request to start a magnet themed attraction park. They were repelled by the concept.
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
I'm a chick magnet I repel.
What's the difference between a magnet and a construction site? A construction site has more poles.
Im such a chick magnet. I'm so ugly i repel them.
My SO walked by an extremely Rusted sign for the Magnet Development Center Ah, the irony.
You're like the other side of a magnet Repulsive
Jokes that would make no sense to kids today.
I'm so lonely that I call Time and Temperature just to hear a woman's voice.
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"Dad, why won't my magnet pick up this floppy disk?"
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What old jokes do you know that younger folks wouldn't understand?