Hilarious Maine Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I couldn’t follow the storyline of Stephen King’s “It” Too many Maine characters.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River? They're two Maine streams.

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I'm directing a film... ... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England who leads midnight raids on the estate's garden.

I'm the main character, mane caretaker, Maine carrot-taker.

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Do you know you can't hang a man with a wooden leg in Maine? You have to use a rope.

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Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine? Or is it just me

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What do you call a Mexican that lives in Maine An L.L.Beaner

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in? Maine

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Why were Missouri and Maine admitted as states at the same time? Because Missouri loves company.

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My girlfriend fell off a fishing boat just off the coast of Maine and was devoured by a giant shellfish. You might say a New England clam chowed her.

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A distress call comes in to Pierre at the Maine coast guard: "mayday mayday. We're 12 miles out on a capsized boat." "no can do" Pierre said, "We've got all we can do searching for regular-sized boats."

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What’s the difference between Canada and Maine? In Canada Moosehead is a beer and in Maine it’s a misdemeanor.

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George HW Bush fell and broke his neck today It's in the news. Today George HW Bush fell and broke his neck at home in Maine. Fox news is blaming it on Hillary. Donald Trump said his Mexican Maid pushed him down the stairs.

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Our sailing trip in Maine was going great... until we were capsized by Augusta wind.

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Why you taking your girl to Maine this summer? I'm going to Bangor.

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I don’t care where states are located If Oklahoma was right next to Maine that would be ok by me.

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Where was the male lion's favorite vacation spot? Maine

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You should stay away from people from Maine Because they're mainiacs

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Is it just ME... or are all states named Maine?

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What's the difference between a northern Maine woman and a moose? 'bout 50 pounds and a flannel shirt

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My girlfriend lives in Portland, she’s my Maine hoe But I got a girl in Boise who’s my Sidaho

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Stephen King is like, “I know a place” and then everyone is like, “Maine, we KNOW.”

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What are people from Maine called? Maniacs

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? A flannel shirt.

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Have you lived in Maine your whole life? Not yet

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