Yo Mama so fat I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas
Yo mama so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of gas
Yo mama so fat... ...she had an heart attack while running an app.
Yo mama so fat... her carbon footprint turned to diamond.
Yo mama so fat... That when she sends me nudes, my phone storage gets full.
Yo mama so fat... Thanos had to clap to get rid of her
Yo mama so fat.. Your dad was attracted to her by the force of gravity.
Yo mama so fat... Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat.... pickup lines don't work on her.
Yo mama so fat... When she was buried, the flat earthers announced the earth is not flat anymore.
Yo mama so fat When she sings.. it’s over.
Yo mama so fat... When she tripped, I didn't laugh, but the ground was cracking up
Yo mama so fat ... The sorting hat put her in waffle house.
Yo mama so fat We all are seriously concerned about her health
Yo mama so fat... It takes more than a single processor to load her chunks.
Yo Mama so Fat She can't save files bigger than 4GB.
Yo mama so fat...
that when she says 'no',
it's a mass protest.
Your mama so fat... ##Thanos had to clap
Yo mama so fat We are all sincerely concerned for her health
Yo mama so fat There's an entire movement that thinks she's flat.
Yo mama so fat, you can see directly behind her Gravitational lensing
Yo Mama so fat... When a Muslim man marries her he fills up his 4 wives quota
Yo mama so FAT She can’t allocate files over 4 gb
Yo mama so fat The last time she saw 2017 was on the scale
Yo mama so fat. If someone kills her it's mass murder.
Yo mama so fat when I see her on Tinder, I have to swipe twice to get all of her off the screen.
Yo mama so fat That she falls off of both sides of the bed at once
Yo mama so fat She left the house in high heels and came back with flip flops
Yo mama so fat all her toes have their own unique zipcodes!
Yo mama so fat... That when she takes a bath she doesn't use any water..... and it STILL overflows.
Yo MaMa Jokes Yo MaMa so fat, she rolled over a dollar and 4 quarters came out
Yo mama so fat... ... Jokes on you, Im adopted
Yo mama so fat That the new iPhone requires panorama mode for facial recognition.
Yo mama Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes!
Yo mama so fat Her CAR has stretch marks
Yo' mama so fat-- Bacterias can't leave her body due to her gravitational force.
Yo mama so fat.. ..that her doctors require a degree in general relativity
Yo mama so fat, I tried to rate her on a scale of 1-10 But she broke the scale.
Yo mama so fat I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas.