Man With No Arms Or Legs Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? Claude.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob

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Funny Man With No Arms Or Legs Jokes
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your pool? Bob.

In a pile of leaves?

Russell.

In a hole?

Doug.

On a wall?

Art.

At your front door?

Matt.

Two armless legless men in front of your window?

Kurt and Rod.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ...anything you want. What's he gonna do about it

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Some body.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves? Russell.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs? Carrie.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor? Matt.

What do you call him when he's swimming in the pool?

Bob.

Hanging on the wall?

Art.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a bush? Russel

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Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? Dead.

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Where do you find a woman with no arms or legs? The same place that you left her.

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Brothel joke The doorbell rings at a brothel. The owner opens the door to a man with no arms or legs. She says " what do you think you're gonna do here?"
The man says " well, I rang the bell, didn't I?"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? By his name, don't be so prejudice.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool? Bob.

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What do you call a man hanging from a wall? Art! What do you call a man with no arms or legs who's in the sea? 911

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