What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? Claude.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your pool?
Bob.
In a pile of leaves?
Russell.
In a hole?
Doug.
On a wall?
Art.
At your front door?
Matt.
Two armless legless men in front of your window?
Kurt and Rod.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ...anything you want. What's he gonna do about it
What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Some body.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves? Russell.
What do you call a woman with no arms or legs? Carrie.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs lying on the floor?
Matt.
What do you call him when he's swimming in the pool?
Bob.
Hanging on the wall?
Art.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a bush? Russel
Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick...
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? Dead.
Where do you find a woman with no arms or legs? The same place that you left her.
Brothel joke
The doorbell rings at a brothel. The owner opens the door to a man with no arms or legs. She says " what do you think you're gonna do here?"
The man says " well, I rang the bell, didn't I?"
What do you call a man with no arms or legs? By his name, don't be so prejudice.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs wading in a pool? Bob.
What do you call a man hanging from a wall? Art! What do you call a man with no arms or legs who's in the sea? 911